Angry Video Gamer Nerd

Jaged · 2006-12-15, 03:26 PM

Video NSFW
http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20H...ove/Power.html

Its all funny, but just wait until the end when hes playing mario. I was nearly in tears.

Heavygain · 2006-12-15, 04:10 PM

That was the single biggest waste of my life, ever. I've seen alot of stupid shit, but that takes it my friend. I guess I kind of smirked at the jumping in mario, thats about it :-\

Jaged · 2006-12-15, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Heavygain

That was the single biggest waste of my life, ever. I've seen alot of stupid shit, but that takes it my friend. I guess I kind of smirked at the jumping in mario, thats about it :-\

You sir lack a sense of humor.

Biohazzard56 · 2006-12-15, 05:00 PM

LimpBIT · 2006-12-15, 07:02 PM

kinda funny......but not really :\

Heavygain · 2006-12-15, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Jaged

You sir lack a sense of humor.

Sir, you frankly have a BAD sense of humor, and I PROUDLY lack the sort of humor it takes to laugh at that sort of fucking idiocy. There was nothing funny in that video, the closest thing to something humorous was him sucking at mario. Woot.

Electrofreak · 2006-12-16, 12:07 AM

So much anger! Yes! YES! FEEL THE POWER FLOW OUT OF YOU! EMBRACE YOUR HATE! JOINNNNN THE DARK SIIIDDEEE!!!

Heavygain · 2006-12-16, 12:23 AM

I apologize, was going through severe caffine withdrawl

still, the video sucked.

Infernus · 2006-12-16, 02:29 AM

That video sucks on the simple basis of the fact that he was drinking rolling rock before you hit play.

Kikinchikin · 2006-12-16, 03:14 AM

Entertaining. Best part of it was that Link was named FUCKER in his zelda game.

Happy lil Elf · 2006-12-18, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Infernus

That video sucks on the simple basis of the fact that he was drinking rolling rock before you hit play.

False. Rolling Rock is the chosen beer of Rocky per Sylvester Stallone himself. Therefore despite it's medocrity as a beer, it kicks ass by mere association with the Italian Stallion.

I mean, this guy is still by and large a fucking retard, but his choice of beer is actually his only slightly redeeming quality.

Bitching about Mario? Jesus, I wish I still had that audio clip hosted of Dennis Leary where it just looped him saying whiney fucking maggot over and over.

Infernus · 2006-12-18, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Happy lil' Elf

False. Rolling Rock is the chosen beer of Rocky per Sylvester Stallone himself. Therefore despite it's medocrity as a beer, it kicks ass by mere association with the Italian Stallion.

I mean, this guy is still by and large a fucking retard, but his choice of beer is actually his only slightly redeeming quality.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Rocky and all of those damn movies are an embarasment to the United States in general and Philadelphia in particular. They do not, by any means, make so shitty a beer "redeeming".

Kikinchikin · 2006-12-18, 05:20 PM

Would you rather him be drinking Natty Ice?

Happy lil Elf · 2006-12-19, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Infernus

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Rocky and all of those damn movies are an embarasment to the United States in general and Philadelphia in particular. They do not, by any means, make so shitty a beer "redeeming".

Well that is, of course, your opinion and you are entitled to it.

I just hope you know you're going to hell for holding said opinion

(srsly, like hellfire 'n stuff)

Infernus · 2006-12-20, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Kikinchikin

Would you rather him be drinking Natty Ice?

Hey, natty ice (at 5 dollars a case) is a perfect beer for any college student that wants to get shitfaced, simply because it is so cheap. (other options for cheap college alcoholism (and fuck those that disagree, you obviosuly aren't living away from home for the first time with no source of income and an extremely small ammount of money): Pounder cans of Yeungling, 40s of High Life, the list goes on...)

That does not redeem the beer, by any means, in my eyes... but it makes it better then something that is terribly shitty and about as expensive for a 6-pack.

Mind you, that video was pathetic on so many levels he may as well have been drinking natty light. Then we'd be able to call him retarded both for the video and for possibly being in league with a fraternity.

I personally get drunk by spending the whole 4 dollars on pounder cans of yeungling and chuging like a son of a bitch, and no body had better say he wanted to enjoy the beer... because that would just make them retarded for insinuating that Rolling Rock is enjoyable. Sure, theres nothing offensive about the beer... but theres nothing remotely outstanding about it either (that includes some idiot 'italian' that regularly fucks up traffic in South Philadelphia by filming movies about fighting black men, East Germans, or commies).

In any case, alcoholic beverages aside:

That video sucks in a manner undisputable by the fucking best small-claims lawyers in the United States - and thats saying a lot.

But if you're on the topic of definately interesting videos: I suggest you or .

What did you expect... "condams".