Greatest Threat to America! Food Nazi's!

MrVicchio · 2003-02-20, 07:36 AM

Comming soon to a snack item near you, $0.50 luxury tax on all items deemed bad for you! Candy bars, soda, Fast food! soon a Cheeseburger will be the new status symbol of the rich cause only they will be able to afford it!

No more asking a buddy for 10 cents to get that MilkyWay, you'll be bumming whole dollarss just to pay the taxes!

What are gamers gonna do for food when binge playing?? Celery sticks, the new 1337 g4m3r5 power source!

Incompetent · 2003-02-20, 07:49 AM

If this is a joke its a very scary one.

/me hoards Now and Laters

Hamma · 2003-02-20, 08:03 AM

Strygun · 2003-02-20, 08:05 AM

Bighoss · 2003-02-20, 10:43 AM

I don't eat much of that crap anyway. Arn't all foods potentially bad for u though if u eat to much?

ABRAXAAS · 2003-02-20, 02:13 PM

Sounds like a good Idea to me ,It might mean less fat lazy americans

I wish Canada would impliment that tax

Airlift · 2003-02-20, 02:43 PM

When candy is outlawed, only outlaws will have candy?

MrVicchio · 2003-02-20, 03:20 PM

Sadly, its not a joke, I was just having fuin with what a certain group would LOVE to do to foods they deem wrong and bad. for the good of the children of course.

Arshune · 2003-02-20, 04:11 PM

That's what I love about America-if there's ever a completely ridiculous law, no one follows it. Remember Prohibition? (Ok, you probably don't remember it, but you should remember learning about it

) People just made their own booze. Same goes for all these ridiculous laws that are starting to float around...no nail clippers on a plane, wtf. Lemme tell ya something, if someone can hold 200 passengers on a plane at bay with only a pair of nail clippers then they get MY vote for President of the World.

eMaGyN · 2003-02-20, 04:20 PM

My body is my temple.

And my temple isn't stuffed with Ho hos and milkshakes.

eMa

ABRAXAAS · 2003-02-20, 04:21 PM

I got something to stuff your temple

KeviN · 2003-02-20, 04:22 PM

About the nail clippers; My dad flies a lot, and one time he had nail clippers in his pocket. The security guy asked him what he planned to do with them...

He said that he planned to destroy the world with them. He got to keep them. ^_^

eMaGyN · 2003-02-20, 04:31 PM

Abrax, you will never even get to the temple's door step.

ABRAXAAS · 2003-02-20, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by {{eMaGyN}}
Abrax, you will never even get to the temple's door step.

What

im not sure what that means, oh I think your dirty mind was confusing my statement I wa reffering to A juice bar place I go to its called Jugo Juice seriously best damn smoothies ever

ABRAXAAS · 2003-02-20, 04:37 PM

Ah who am I kidin I was talkin about nailin that fine ass to the wall BAM!!