Originally Posted by Hosp
Your inability use the search function combined with pointless condescension pretty much voids any of the original point of this thread.
IBTL.
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Oh so we have an internet forum police officer. Well write me a ticket Ms Piggy. Let me make sure to check with you every time I write a forum post to make sure I'm doing it properly. I'm happy your negatively motivated by my forum posts, it does nothing but give me pleasure to slap the taste out of your mouth and make you react. Next time I'm in the room having sexy time with your mother, please stop on by and give me some pointers on proper pleasure angles.
I could care less about the thread now that I have a noob to play with.
So I just wanted to clarify, that because your big boned and enjoy ultra amounts of cake readily available in small specs across your shirt, computer chair and keyboard, I can recommend a good physical therapist.
With that said, you are constantly stocking and harassing me on these threads, so no I will not date you as I don't swing that way. No matter how many times you hit on me sir, no you cannot have my phone number, address or anything else. I can however recommend websites to gratify those urges you are not able to contain.
As unbelievable as it may seem, like you, we do not all like to be fondled where the sun does not *****.
Thanks for playing! IBTL