How to prepare for the liberation of Woodman and Cobalt

[Rolfski]

Obviously, we need to teach these guys a lesson in freedom by the end of our Gauss guns in the upcoming event.

So how to mentally prepare for this? Some tips:

• Start wearing yellow and blue underwear
• Every day after waking up, shout "Murica, fuck yeah!" at your mirror
• On your regular non-NC character, use slow firing, hard hitting guns only
• Become an alcoholic
• Start whining on the forums about the other factions being OP

Feel free to share your tips on how to prepare for this.

[KesTro]

Originally Posted by Rolfski

Become an alcoholic

Become? Way ahead of you buddy.

[Micro]

Add to the list
*Prepare your ass be kicked by Cobalt.

[MrEclectic]

• Listen to NiCkelback (what did you think NC really stands for). A lot. The build up of frustration and anger will lead to a violent outburst against our opponents.

[Redshift]

• watch brokeback mountain?

[Canaris]

change every expletive you know to smurf

"Smurf you, you smurfing smurfhead!"

[ringring]

Practise saying the phase 'Wow the Carv is really op' with sincerity. It's hard which is why lots of practise helps, try using the mirror and pulling a hurt little boy face.

[Canaris]

also a well balanced diet couldn't go amiss