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Old 2003-04-10, 05:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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The planetside scheme...


I KNEW IT!!! There had to be sumthin wrong with this game... They are fucking with our minds, ultimatly to gain world control... i know it, i have seen them use the money to train chikens to gather fish bait, and make giant dams of it!!! THEY WILL FLOOD THE WORLD IN DAMS!!!
And when we have become adictive to this game, they shall set up the prices so we can no longer pay for it! That WILL cause our brain to implode, thus creating more fish bait for the chikens to gather!!! Then, when all the PS gamers are dead, there will be enough fish bait, to create the ultimate dam of doom, which will be strong enough to conquer the univers!!!

But that isnt all... They will also train dolphins, to kill all the giant squids in the sea, thus detroying the eco balance for good! Them we shall all sufficate from the huge rise in oxygen, when the algee population rises tenfold! But the sony people shall survive. voz they have the dams to hide in! WE MUST RESIST!!!

Remember: the chikens are afraid of kites. ALLWAYS have you kite with you, so u can scare all the chikens away from you!
There is also a way to tell wheter a person is a sony dude or not... u must smack them in the head with the kite! If they wonder why u did it, or starts hitting u back, they are with sony!

WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST THE CHICKENS!!! they are the ones behind this evil scheme. They dont want to lay eggs no more, so they are rebelling!!! But we will not give up our rigth to hardboiled eggs in the morning!! And dont forget... The kite is the only thing that can resist them... All go quickly and buy one, so u can defend your selves!! but first:

QUICKLY GIVE YOUR CD-KEYS AND BETA CD'S TO ME, SO I CAN KEEP THEM IN A SAFE PLACE! WE MUST FIGTH THEM BACK!!! WE CANT LET ANY CHIKEN LEFT ALIVE!
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Mental problems eh?
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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I don't get it, hmmmm? *tilts his head sideways until it pops off*
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Seems to me like someone needs his Ritalin
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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HAH!! I KNEW IT!!!

come here hamma, i wanna tell u sumthin...

/me smacks hamma in the head with kite

Hamma begins violently assulting me...

THERE!!! hes is with sonY!!!

ITS GAME DISCUSSION, COZ IT DISCUSSES THE LEATHAL PROSPECKTS IN PLAYING IT...

(ehhmm... as a side note... im a total nutcase, and what ever i say in this thread should not be taken seriously...)
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Really? shit...Well Damn, If only i had knew sooner.
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Jeesus christ, what the hell did your parents do to you when you were a kid?
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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beware the Jabberwok as well....
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Needstoplaybetaitis?
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Old 2003-04-10, 05:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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YOU MUST BELIEVE ME!!!

it is true!

I will now figth evil in my dreams, but tomorrow i shall return with more information of how to figth this evil!!!


We must resist the urge to play planetside... it is the chikens work!
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Old 2003-04-10, 06:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Old 2003-04-10, 06:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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U must believe me... Every part of my statement is true!!! Just try and smack people in the head with a kite, they will violently assault you... that is not normal, and that is why it is the way to find out who is with sony...

But now allmost everyone is with sony, so be carefull out there, and ONLY TRUST YOUR TOENAILS!!!
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Old 2003-04-10, 06:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Heres a poem to sleep on for all of you:

Roses are brown, violets are brown...
HEY!!! who the fuck has pooped in my flowerbed?!?
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Old 2003-04-10, 08:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Right....
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