Haiku Battle Thread

[Ivan]

(To the flamers)

Stop that SHIAT now!
Here's not the place for HATE-ku.
Take that crap outside.

[Doop]

Umm, liek wtf
I thought this thread had been locked
I stand corrected.

[Triggar]

My hair is dyed black
But I am not a goth chick
I just look ethnic.

[Ivan]

Stomach rumbling
Stomach feels like its flipping
Farted I just did

[JetRaiden]

I suck at haikus
I cant write them for dog shit
I think Im done here

[Triggar]

Ivan's farts smell bad
They make me want to throw up
They smell like hot dogs.

[ViperGTS]

What If I breakdance
Wouldnt that be kinda fun
No I dont think so.

[Triggar]

I am up so late
I have become so lazy
Yay for hurricanes.

[SDM]

I may be wrong, but I never am. Aren't Haikus 5-7-3?

You all just sound like Yoda.