The "Be Nice" Thread - Page 13

Ivan · 2004-08-10, 12:38 PM

Anyways, back to the topic of this thread... The "

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FireFly: Cause you made my day at work more enjoyable today.

Infernus · 2004-08-10, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Firefly

I dressed up as a nun for Halloween once. I was attending a private Catholic boys' school in Seattle. The only religious figures we had as teachers were all male, we didn't have nuns there. They didn't find it funny, especially in light of the fact that I was Jewish.

But what they really didn't find funny was that I wasn't wearing anything under the costume, so it was either be sent home for a day (and admit that they had no sense of humor to paying parents) or allow it.

Ahh. Sometimes it's good to be queen.

Its stories like that that make you pwn.

Firefly · 2004-08-10, 11:02 PM

Because I said "queen"?

Infernus · 2004-08-10, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Firefly

Because I said "queen"?

yeppers.

Firefly · 2004-08-10, 11:10 PM

That's because you're so gay. And that's what I like about you.

Just not in "that" way.

jsloan31 · 2004-08-11, 12:32 AM

Aztec: Your stories rock.

oddfish · 2004-08-11, 02:05 AM

Firefly, that was classic.

Halloween always produces some great stories.

We brought a kid's GEO metro into the dorm piece by piece last year for halloween. double doors for the win.

Heavygain · 2004-08-11, 02:56 AM

OMGWTFHAXPSU!!!!!1111!!!oneoneoneone!!!!

Ivan · 2004-08-11, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by Heavygain

OMGWTFHAXPSU!!!!!1111!!!oneoneoneone!!!!

Firefly · 2004-08-11, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by oddfish

Firefly, that was classic.

Halloween always produces some great stories.

We brought a kid's GEO metro into the dorm piece by piece last year for halloween. double doors for the win.

That's awesome. We used to take this dude's Geo Tracker on Friday nights and lift it up and carry it to another parking lot. We being a bunch of dudes in my barracks (military dorms?). The guy lived next to me, his nickname was "Fuckstick" when no officers were around. Every weekend he'd get raging riproaring drunk, usually off a bottle of Sunpeak Peach Boone's Farm. He wouldn't remember the last few days, so he could never find his car after that.

Right before I got out of the Army, I was in charge of all the barracks spaces for my battalion. Mainly that meant letting idiots who forgot their key into their rooms, or doing random inspections, checking the public common areas for cleanliness, and handling all maintenance issues or doing repairs etc etc. So I knew the inside and outside of everyone's rooms... and we had this dude who could barely get in his room because it was full of car parts. This fucker had disassembled his car in as many pieces as possible (according to local legend) at his old duty station in Hawai'i, and had the military movers pack it all up so he wouldn't have to spend five thousand dollars to have it shipped back to the States.

We had to round up his commander and get him to provide soldiers to move that shit down to the parking lot, because it was all pretty much against regulations. And the parts were filthy.