Non-Combat Activities for the FPS Averse

[maradine]

I like showing off PS2 videos at every opportunity. In the last week or two, that's become a blissfully daily occurrence. I think I've personally suckered in recruited an outfit's worth of players at this point, but a frequent response I get is "man, that looks amazing, but I suck at FPS."

What's my play here?

"Drive/fly this bus around for us!"

"Go fetch nanites in a tractor!"

"Hang out behind this rock and fix our crap!"

I'm not feeling it.