Vacation from hell... part 1 (part 2 pending the weekend)

[martyr]

Originally Posted by Darksim

Infernus are you a man or woman?

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[SDM]

Originally Posted by martyr

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ROPHEL!!!

Infernus isn't gay, he's OMGFABULOUS!

[eXoSloth]

Originally Posted by Zodiac

I'm glad I wasted 3 minuates of my life reading a thread about you hoping to salvage a shitty vacation by having gay sex on the beach tonight.

And I'm glad I only had to waste 5 seconds of my life reading your negative response to said thread

Hope your vacation turns out better Infernus!

[Darksim]

oh....so this is a astrolube situation here.....Yea...Serpu-I mean SDM is the only one that gave me a notably helpful response

[Electrofreak]

Zodiac, that wasn't cool. I'm sure if Infernus had replaced "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" throughout his post, you would have been understanding that he is having a relationship problem during what is supposed to be a fun vacation. But no, since the relationship in question happens to be a homosexual one, you had to go and make a prejudiced remark.

People of all sexual orientations have relationship issues. Lets try to be supportive of them despite what our views might be towards their sexuality. I personally don't "get" the whole love-between-males-thing but I sure as hell get how hes gotta be feeling right now (having been in similar situations with my ex-GF), and because of that I hope things turn out well for Infernus and Brian.

[hazzer2007]

pain full

[Jennyboo]

Good luck on that

[Biohazzard56]

Hope it goes well for you inf, im in New Orleans right now coming back tomorrow.

[oddfish]

Jumpin' shits, Inf. Why can't you use your magical gay powers to make everything bettar!??!??! If I were gay I'd be using MY magical gay powers. Kinda like blind people who have magical "i can't see" powers. I'd use those too. If i were blind, that is. But I'm not. So i can't use those powers. I can't use the gay powers either. Straight people who can see don't get any powers unless they live next to a nuclear power plant, or get hit by lightening, or come from another planet. I used to have the power to make perfect scrambled eggs. Wait. That's not really a power. My leg hurts, I'm going to go play Timesplitters 2 and drink some grape soda.

Hope your vacation improves, tho. Inf, just remember, when things aren't going your way, just imagine me naked, beckoning you to a big bed covered in clean, white sheets holding a can of lube. That should make you happy.



BTW, Darkism, b4 you ask, i'm as straight as can be. I'm just trying to help out Inf.

[Glaynor]

Quick question inf - did you come out to your parents yet? I know that you hadn't before. Do they know about the BF or did you tell your parents he was a friend?

That vacation sounds shitty as hell. The last vacation I went on was to Williamsburg, Va. Found out a week before I left my wife was pregnant (that was a good thing), but the entire time we were there she was sick and we had to leave early because a hurricane was coming through the area. It sucked big time.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by oddfish

Jumpin' shits, Inf. Why can't you use your magical gay powers to make everything bettar!??!??! If I were gay I'd be using MY magical gay powers. Kinda like blind people who have magical "i can't see" powers. I'd use those too. If i were blind, that is. But I'm not. So i can't use those powers. I can't use the gay powers either. Straight people who can see don't get any powers unless they live next to a nuclear power plant, or get hit by lightening, or come from another planet. I used to have the power to make perfect scrambled eggs. Wait. That's not really a power. My leg hurts, I'm going to go play Timesplitters 2 and drink some grape soda.

Hope your vacation improves, tho. Inf, just remember, when things aren't going your way, just imagine me naked, beckoning you to a big bed covered in clean, white sheets holding a can of lube. That should make you happy.



BTW, Darkism, b4 you ask, i'm as straight as can be. I'm just trying to help out Inf.

Holy shit, that was teh most random rambling post *evar.*



EDIT: Don't get mad at Zod, he is Mr. Grumpypants after all.

[SDM]

[QUOTE=Electrofreak]Zodiac, that wasn't cool. I'm sure if Infernus had replaced "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" throughout his post, you would have been understanding that he is having a relationship problem during what is supposed to be a fun vacation.QUOTE]

That wouldn't have made a difference. Its Zod.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by Darksim

Infernus are you a man or woman?

[APowers]It's a MAN, bay-bee![/APowers]

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by oddfish

Jumpin' shits, Inf. Why can't you use your magical gay powers to make everything bettar!??!??! If I were gay I'd be using MY magical gay powers. Kinda like blind people who have magical "i can't see" powers. I'd use those too. If i were blind, that is. But I'm not. So i can't use those powers. I can't use the gay powers either. Straight people who can see don't get any powers unless they live next to a nuclear power plant, or get hit by lightening, or come from another planet. I used to have the power to make perfect scrambled eggs. Wait. That's not really a power. My leg hurts, I'm going to go play Timesplitters 2 and drink some grape soda.

Hope your vacation improves, tho. Inf, just remember, when things aren't going your way, just imagine me naked, beckoning you to a big bed covered in clean, white sheets holding a can of lube. That should make you happy.



BTW, Darkism, b4 you ask, i'm as straight as can be. I'm just trying to help out Inf.

Are you drunk? Again?

And btw, magical gay powers are for cleaning and cooking

[Triggar]

And picking out shoes.

JUST KIDDING I only went shoe shopping with my friends once, and it was an emergency. Only the best friends come shopping with you in an emergency.