Funniest Thing thats happened to you in Planetside? - Page 2

Rarzo · 2003-12-10, 07:52 PM

I started PS, and noticed that I was in an enemy facility as a NC MAX, I thought "As long as Im in here I might as well destroy some stuff." So I begin traveling to the generator, and a small enemy agile exosuit runs up to me and begins to fire a supressor.
"Heehee" I thought. It'll take all day for him to kill me. So I turn on my shield and stare at him. He's standing at point blank range firing all he's got at me, and all I do is sit there. "He must think I have no ammo" I thought. So began to yell "Cease Fire" over and over again.
So he stops. "Boy, what a sucker" I thought. I stood there and decided that I was bored so I just pressed the "return to sanc" button. We were just looking each other in the eye for 30 seconds without a shot being fired and I disapear! THAT guy is the definition of N00B.

Ed the MAD · 2003-12-11, 01:42 AM

okay, so here i was, in the turret of my enforcer. Vanu storming the base, i was one of only five defenders. guarding the entrance near the underground vehicle bay. one attacker was in a MAX, taking potshots at me by hoping over the wall. another MAX was taking shots from around the corner of the entrance i was guarding, and one Vanu trooper was hiding behind a wall trying to take me out with what i assume was either a lasher or a pulsar, i'm not entirely sure on that detail. in anycase he died first. next i started shooting at the Max hoping over the wall, as he was doing the most damage. i fired my launcher five time, i think. in anycase, he killed me, but at the same time i struck a direct hit on him. killing him instantly. it was the most entertaining fight i've been in.

Flammey · 2003-12-11, 06:52 AM

When I destroyed a NC Mosquito with 3 Sniper rifle shots.

ViperGTS · 2003-12-11, 07:49 AM

Okay this sort of thing happened to me twice. I forget wich base and wich cont. But in warp bubble near a base my squad was defendeing a a TR max. But he would not leave. I telled him asking why wont he come out. He told me to trun around Behind me outside the bubble were three of my squad members with Decimater. He was so damn scared.

Another time I was in a warp bubble with a TR max once again. It was the same person. This time i told him me and my buddys made an agrement not to shoot him until he got to his base. He runs out of the bubble and gets wasteed by some people from my old out. He tells me asked why did the shoot him. H said it wasnt fair at all. I tell him back saying alls fair in love and war........

shadowseed · 2003-12-11, 10:56 AM

Running to a friendly in my MAX, only to have sum git in an ams try to run me over. I just about live with my shield on when he hits me. He gets stuck in a couple of trees and starts reversing, so i decide to make a run for it.

Get to a cliff overlooking the base and drop off, with the AMS in hot persuit, still trying to mow me down. I hit the bottom and am hurting, but alive. He was not so fortunate, as his AMS exploded when it hit the ground.... boy, did i laugh! ;-)

Dharkbayne · 2003-12-11, 02:46 PM

When I killed a reaver. With a bolt driver.

Red October · 2003-12-11, 03:38 PM

This one time in band camp....

...I'm at a friends house. As typical I commandeer his computer and his Planetside characters (he lives in an area w/dsl). During the course of my 24 hour +, drunkin and sleep deprived game play...

...I'm in a battle where we just nailed a base (can't remember, for obvious reasons) and a bunch of us head for the spawn rooms and take out any enemy we see materializing. Well, one poor schmuck runs out and...boom...dead. But his body is still there (as if it were waiting for some medic). After a little while (no one coming through the spawn tubes of death), a group conjugates around the corpse...and so do I. Then I take aim and shoot the corpse.

Then so does everyone else...if blood was allowed in this game...thier would be a huge puddle with guts everywhere. Well eventually we all stop (got bored of shooting a dead corpse). Then someone takes out his knife, kneels and starts stabbing the corpse.....guess what happens next...yep...we all start knifing the corpse.

Yes folks, the TR IS THAT EVIL!!!!

HUUUUAAAAWWWAWAWWAHAWWHAWHWHAHHWHAHWHAHWHWHHWH

Nimbus · 2003-12-11, 03:58 PM

One time as TR we had taken a base and had fought off the attackers trying to take it back. Anyway after a while I noticed the lag was still really bad and there was this weird noise so I went up outside. There were about 30 people standing around all shooting MCGs, cyclers and whatever straight up into the sky. There were reavers and lightnings doing it too with their machine guns. There was this giant red cone of tracers. People were throwing jammers and things too making littel fireworks.
About a minute later Screamapillar (NC) hit us with an OS.

Seer · 2003-12-11, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Nimbus

About a minute later Screamapillar (NC) hit us with an OS.

Edit: I was going to tell a story about what actually turned out to be the funniest moment I've had in PS, but it appears that I've told it before, and I was better at telling it fresh out of the gate.

http://www.planetside-universe.com/f...2&postcount=25

Nimbus · 2003-12-11, 08:09 PM

More funny stuff. My roomies outfit apparantly has this maneuver. When attacking an enemy base that has those shields up so you cant drive vehicles in, they have reavers fly down at a 45 degree angle with the top of the base. They then have magriders drive at them. Anyway the mags ramp off the reavers and land inside the enemy base. I've seen them do this, it's crazy as hell. They have a video of the mags driving around on the ramparts too

Another time while defending a hack I saw 5 NC scatterMaxes....skipping...towards our base. They were all hopping in almost perfect unison side by side.

Black · 2003-12-11, 08:38 PM

Oh i got another one i killed a reaver with my repeater (he was really really low on armor)

JetRaiden · 2003-12-11, 08:59 PM

Infil story: One time at one of those staircases outside There was a TR coming around (from the top) towards it. As he came around towards the stairway I planted a mine to try and kill him easily. Apparently, I was still on the mine, and the TR stepped in the detonation radius. Since I was inbetween him and the mine, I took the blast, and he just stood there in disbelief. He sent me a tell like "Wts why did you kill yourself when I was standing right there?"
I replied: "This whole war thing was getting stressful. I just couldnt take all the pressure anymore."

1024 · 2003-12-11, 11:21 PM

The single time i ever logged onto emerald i ran into CDL, who in the middle of an op, and joined them for a few good hours.

We pwned.

Kyonye · 2003-12-11, 11:53 PM

Funniest thing to ever happen to me:

I just respawn from a tower, get my weapons and shit, and while heading up to the top of the tower, right after the 3rd flight of stairs, i notice a giant thing in the tower. yeah, it was a reaver in the tower, and was able to shoot at us and everything. thank god it was low on armor when i shot, would've died again and waited another 25 seconds. I have no patience.

Alarinn · 2003-12-12, 12:56 AM

I was afk, standing cloaked on a large field, not far from a BIG base fight. So I return to my computer, and that very second an enemy reaver lands "ON" me, I had to run away or he'd land on me. They guy gets out, and starts repairing his reaver. Never laughed so much while playing PS, I hope you can figure out the rest