How to know you've been playing too much PlanetSide (add to list)

[Rightwing]

I guess I'll start off..

If your nephew scrapes his knee and you chase after him with your glue gun screaming "Stop!; Stop!".

If you wake up in a tanning bed and think you're in a spawn tube.

If you try to steal your neighbor's car with your staple gun.

If you open your locker at the gym to expect the same items that are at your school locker..

I can't think of any more, just add to the list and keep bumping it.