Criminal activity on Auraxis - Nanite Systems - Page 2

EVILPIG · 2012-04-13, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Blackwolf

As a representative of Nanite Systems, let me assure you that there is no illegal activity in regards to our buiseness. We have formal and legal contracts with all 3 "factions" involved in this humorously dubbed "war" of yours. In fact it would be illegal for us to take sides in this conflict, as we would be in breach of not one but two contracts. Something my employer obviously wishes to avoid.

However you may rest assured, all 3 empires have access to the very best we have to offer. And that this access is entirely voluntary, no one forces your superiors to purchase equipment from us.

Would you like a free tour?

"Yes, a tour, please."

*keisters 20lbs. of C4*

*in a strained voice*

"Ok, I'm ready, show me around."

Blackwolf · 2012-04-13, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by EVILPIG

"Yes, a tour, please."

*keisters 20lbs. of C4*

*in a strained voice*

"Ok, I'm ready, show me around."

Alright, for security purposes we'll need to strip search you. Officer Steve will also have to perform a rectal exam.

EVILPIG · 2012-04-13, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Blackwolf

Alright, for security purposes we'll need to strip search you. Officer Steve will also have to perform a rectal exam.

I deny having a rectum (sorry Future Crew).

Destroyeron · 2012-04-13, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

nanites...

remember?
nobody delivers anything. nanite systems weapons were brought to auraxis and the templates for the replicators were scanned before the factions formed. that´s why everybody still has access to them. the es systems were developed after the factions formed.

Bam! Slammin logic down in here!

**Malorn** · 2012-04-13, 10:11 PM

Nanite System is now stalking me on Twitter. They're a shadow government playing all sides. :tinfoilhat:

AlienTwentyFour · 2012-04-13, 10:42 PM

Nanite Systems gives me guns to blow up VS and TR, so they must be good guys!

Nanite Systems could be like the gun runners of PS. Shipping guns for our resources, a very good strategy if I may add.

FINALCUT · 2012-04-14, 12:56 AM

Seems to me that Nanite Systems is basically the Haliburton of the future.

Canaris · 2012-04-14, 03:33 AM

Even tho my TR sicophantness has been well documented, I can still appreciate how NS run their business, supplying weapons to all sides of a conflict is what good arms dealers do and I'm not just saying that cos I'm on the board of directors, it just a bonus

TheBladeRoden · 2012-04-18, 04:25 AM

When everybody fights, everybody wins!

Cosmical · 2012-04-18, 05:23 AM

Every post in this thread is gaining money for the NS war machine.

ITOS · 2012-04-18, 08:47 AM

If I recall correctly, TR tried to take over NS at the start of the war.

My guess is that NS split up with each side getting a piece of the company and what we see on twitter is the marketing department nobody wanted. :P

Graywolves · 2012-04-18, 09:06 AM

Given the nature of nanites, I would say NS sells blueprints, making it easier for them to hide and sell without being tracked easily.

The TR will slaughter them.

EVILPIG · 2012-04-18, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Cosmical

Every post in this thread is gaining money for the NS war machine.

I forsee a Nanite Systems comic, complete with a mysterious, creepy set of eyes and evil hands looking at a battle map with dollar signs on it. MuwAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!

MrBloodworth · 2012-04-18, 11:33 AM

They way they are presenting the NS systems stuff, its as if the Wormhole is still open.

Xyntech · 2012-04-18, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by basti

What exactly is the point of this thread?

Originally Posted by Bags

Nothing.