Criminal activity on Auraxis - Nanite Systems

[Bittermen]

interesting... AI in 5 years..

[Blackwolf]

Originally Posted by EVILPIG

Nanite Systems. Who are these people? They are supplying weapons to all 3 factions on Auraxis, fueling a massive slaughter. Yet, I don't see their brothers and sisters involved in the conflict. Why should so much blood be spilled while they get fat?

Be aware Nanite Systems, your day is coming.

As a representative of Nanite Systems, let me assure you that there is no illegal activity in regards to our buiseness. We have formal and legal contracts with all 3 "factions" involved in this humorously dubbed "war" of yours. In fact it would be illegal for us to take sides in this conflict, as we would be in breach of not one but two contracts. Something my employer obviously wishes to avoid.

However you may rest assured, all 3 empires have access to the very best we have to offer. And that this access is entirely voluntary, no one forces your superiors to purchase equipment from us.

Would you like a free tour?

[EVILPIG]

Originally Posted by Blackwolf

As a representative of Nanite Systems, let me assure you that there is no illegal activity in regards to our buiseness. We have formal and legal contracts with all 3 "factions" involved in this humorously dubbed "war" of yours. In fact it would be illegal for us to take sides in this conflict, as we would be in breach of not one but two contracts. Something my employer obviously wishes to avoid.

However you may rest assured, all 3 empires have access to the very best we have to offer. And that this access is entirely voluntary, no one forces your superiors to purchase equipment from us.

Would you like a free tour?

"Yes, a tour, please."

*keisters 20lbs. of C4*

*in a strained voice*

"Ok, I'm ready, show me around."

[Blackwolf]

Originally Posted by EVILPIG

"Yes, a tour, please."

*keisters 20lbs. of C4*

*in a strained voice*

"Ok, I'm ready, show me around."

Alright, for security purposes we'll need to strip search you. Officer Steve will also have to perform a rectal exam.

[EVILPIG]

Originally Posted by Blackwolf

Alright, for security purposes we'll need to strip search you. Officer Steve will also have to perform a rectal exam.

I deny having a rectum (sorry Future Crew).

[Malorn]

Nanite System is now stalking me on Twitter. They're a shadow government playing all sides. :tinfoilhat:

[AlienTwentyFour]

Nanite Systems gives me guns to blow up VS and TR, so they must be good guys!

Nanite Systems could be like the gun runners of PS. Shipping guns for our resources, a very good strategy if I may add.

[FINALCUT]

Seems to me that Nanite Systems is basically the Haliburton of the future.

[Canaris]

Even tho my TR sicophantness has been well documented, I can still appreciate how NS run their business, supplying weapons to all sides of a conflict is what good arms dealers do and I'm not just saying that cos I'm on the board of directors, it just a bonus

[TheBladeRoden]

When everybody fights, everybody wins!

[Cosmical]

Every post in this thread is gaining money for the NS war machine.

[ITOS]

If I recall correctly, TR tried to take over NS at the start of the war.

My guess is that NS split up with each side getting a piece of the company and what we see on twitter is the marketing department nobody wanted. :P

[Graywolves]

Given the nature of nanites, I would say NS sells blueprints, making it easier for them to hide and sell without being tracked easily.



The TR will slaughter them.

[EVILPIG]

Originally Posted by Cosmical

Every post in this thread is gaining money for the NS war machine.

I forsee a Nanite Systems comic, complete with a mysterious, creepy set of eyes and evil hands looking at a battle map with dollar signs on it. MuwAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!

[cellinaire]

Originally Posted by EVILPIG

I forsee a Nanite Systems comic, complete with a mysterious, creepy set of eyes and evil hands looking at a battle map with dollar signs on it. MuwAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!

Yeah NS related comic would be sooo nice lol