The Story Thread.

[Sputty]

They prepared to hunt down and kill Squeeky

[Yuyi]

They found squeeky and Yuyi roxxored squeeky's....

[Sputty]

Brain! After Hamma counter molesterbated Squeeky both Yuyi and Hamma went off to separate paths

[Navaron]

Where they were set upon by a group of ninja W.A.M.S.

[Yuyi]

On Yuyi's journey he came across marsman

[Sputty]

The W.A.M.S. ninjas were ok except for one overweight one with his suit too tight yelling some incoherent babble about some sort of light bulb
After Yuyi met with Marsman Marsman's deep reverberating voice first scared Yuyi but then...

[Navaron]

...the ninjas killed Yuyi and stole his Boxxor

[Yuyi]

Yuyi seeked revenge, for he intended to roxxor marmsans boxxorz

[Navaron]

Upon arrival, he discovered Marsman had no boxxors.

[Sputty]

but onmly cheese and Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulators

[Navaron]

Yuyi was smashed that he could no longer roxxor boxxors, and took to drinking....

[Sputty]

After a serious binge he ran into Navaron and...

[eMaGyN]

eMa. They were fighting over child support for little Hamma.

[Manitou]

But alas, little Hamma was a special child, owing to the gene pool he was conceived from, and required exceptional help found only in the think-tanks of Washington DC.

eMa and Hamma, finally exasporated by the inaction of...

[Hamma]

the shock therepy