The Church of TekDragon

[Ghost06]

Originally posted by TekDragon


We dont accept:
-hypocrites
-racists
-virgins
-spoon lovers
-cow lovers
-newbs that type 10 WPM with 50% accuracy

Do you accept pie?

[TekDragon]

No, we dont accept pies. We also dont accept people who abuse pies.

However, we do accept people who like to eat pie.

[xuur]

wow...Im soooo close to qualifying for this

-Kittehs. yeah, I've had cats. just lost the one I had for 18 years...they're cool.

-Blunts. ohhhh yeah. cant go wrong there.

-Good sex. Not sure I've ever had what I'd call "bad sex". some is just better than others. especially when she puts her...erm....nevermind...next question please.

-Hot women (eastern europeans, oriental, or latin). here we have a problem. I love the california girls. not all are femi-nazi's, trailer trash or any of those other things you mentioned, altho surely many are. if I supply my own, can I still join?

-Speaking whatever the fuk you want so long as you can get your point across with complete sentences and a structured post.
I believe in a crisis situation I can make my meaning known with little issue. so its all good



We dont accept:
-hypocrites. not for me to say. hypocrites are revealed, not made.

-racists. that'd be hard for me to do. I'm a half breed, my wife is a half breed, my best friends are a mixture of every culture under the sun and in Cali, being a racist is hard to do (and live for long that is)

-virgins. LOL....next....

-spoon lovers. Personally, I prefer chopsticks and butcher knives.

-cow lovers. yet another problem. Cows....turned slowly over a BBQ pit. some grilled onions, steak fries, nice ice cold gold....yeah, gotta love (some parts of) cows.

-newbs that type 10 WPM with 50% accuracy.
wot r u talkin bowt? I r l33t taiper. :S

the only other issue I have is with calling it a 'church'.
not terribly religious and dont exactly have a high opinion of organized religions in general...but I guess you can call it whatever you want. how about calling it a militia instead?

so....do I qualify?

[Onizuka]

This is such BS.

[EineBeBoP]

what do u have against cows?

[Onizuka]

I found a picture of Tek!!!

[EineBeBoP]

damn!

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Onizuka
I found a picture of Tek!!!

that pic gets me everytime

i even made a sig out of it for a friend

[Strygun]

Originally posted by TekDragon
It has come to My attention that some disturbing organizations are being formed within the PSU community. Why do I say disturbing? Well, because 90% of their members are defining the word "hypocrite" by just being a part of it.

I'd say your organization, tek, fits this description also.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Strygun
I'd say your organization, tek, fits this description also.

Indeed.

[TekDragon]

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[Strygun]

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