Sexy things women do - Page 2

Flammey · 2003-09-20, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by Everay
well, i was in band and this girl i liked was sitting next to me in band, ( we were freinds, this was a long time ago ) and she stuck out her toung and licked it and clarinets well, look like something else and i just thought, HOLY SHIT!

Yeah yeah. You were probably creaming your pants, thinking, Holy shit, I wish that was me....

Nimbus · 2003-09-20, 09:59 AM

One of my female friends does a couple of things not mentioned.
Jumping on the bed is one. Location+bouncy.
The other is putting her head on my lap while driving. She generally only does this later at night when she's tired but still.

Flammey · 2003-09-20, 10:01 AM

You want to know what a woman does that turns me on?

She looks me in the eyes and smiles a sweet smile.

Strygun · 2003-09-20, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by Squeeky
This thread made the man in my pants stand up

always knew you were gay =)

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-21, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
And Squeeky, you ran head first into THAT one.

and maybe he never had a g/f, but a b/f!

again,

Originally posted by Flammey
And Squeeky, you ran head first into THAT one.

Sputty · 2003-09-21, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
You want to know what a woman does that turns me on?

She looks me in the eyes and smiles a sweet smile.

And then you pull them into your van?...

Robot · 2003-09-21, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by Sputty
And then you pull them into your van?...

best reply ever

Flammey · 2003-09-21, 02:06 AM

Van? I don't own a van. But I get what your saying. No, I'm not a stalker, or murderer like you are, Sputty.

Sputty · 2003-09-21, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
Van? I don't own a van. But I get what your saying. No, I'm not a stalker, or murderer like you are, Sputty.

Right...We believe

Flammey · 2003-09-21, 02:20 AM

You should. I have never once lied about anything I have written on the forum, nor have I bent the truth. I, unlike you, Sputty, have nothing to hide. Nor do i care what people think of me. I just like to keep things straight and forward.

Sputty · 2003-09-21, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
You should. I have never once lied about anything I have written on the forum, nor have I bent the truth. I, unlike you, Sputty, have nothing to hide. Nor do i care what people think of me. I just like to keep things straight and forward.

You seem desperate to make us believe that. That seems rather suspicious. Perhaps we're 100% right about you and you're worried because we've found you out!

Lexington_Steele · 2003-09-21, 02:22 AM

BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

Sputty · 2003-09-21, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

K.

Flammey · 2003-09-21, 02:30 AM

Uh huh. Okay Sputty, think what you want. I'm going home to play PS. you can stay here and type what you think about me. I don't care. Have fun typing things that don't matter/make sense/or come from simple arrogance. me, i don't know who you are, what your life is like, nor do I care to learn. Do what you think is neccessary.....

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-21, 02:30 AM

that looks like a farmer humping a broomstick because he's on fire.

but thats just me.