Whats the worst injury you ever had?

[xuur]

smashed my knee falling down a flight of stairs, followed by wrecking my bike on the way home and a car accident on the way to the doctor..yes, all the same day...within hours of each other. damn knee still isnt right. sounds like rocks in a cardboard box when it gets cold and sometimes just fails while walking.

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[MilitantB0B]

Little Tike Injuries:
Fell off my bunk bed, shattered my heel and broke my leg
Was playing kick ball and got kicked in the thumb, wich resulted in a peroschoping fracture of my hand that the doctor didn't find till me second visit to him.

Recent Injuries:
Put my hand through a plate glass window, got a wicked looking scar that looks like I tried to slit my wrists.

Football (the American kind, not that sisy-ball game stinkin' frenchmen call football ) induced injuries:
Broken finger, played the rest of the game, hurt like a mother
Giant gash on the inside of my elbow (the worst place to get a cut ) complements of a sharp peice of metal on our centers shoulderpads.
A running back ran his helmet into my funny bone so hard my arm went numb for a week, I was begining to think it would be numb forever, but it came back.

Current Injuries:
A broken thumb, football again, this time I am going to try and splint it, seeing how good a job Dr. Football did the last time i tried to play with broken fingers.


Hey, wanna hear something that really sucks? My friend got a sinuse infection that started to get really bad. He never got it taken care of, now he can't taste or smell. He went to the doctor and the doctor (ear nose and throat guy) said its permanent. Now he is getting really friggin skinny cause he only eats when hes really really hungry.

[JetRaiden]

I flipped over the front of a bike once, I forgot how, and landed on my skull. thank god for helmets. Look goofy and live.

[xuur]

Hey, wanna hear something that really sucks? My friend got a sinuse infection that started to get really bad. He never got it taken care of, now he can't taste or smell. He went to the doctor and the doctor (ear nose and throat guy) said its permanent. Now he is getting really friggin skinny cause he only eats when hes really really hungry.

Yup. Knew a guy a number of years back that shot himself in the forehead with a .22 cal rifle. blew out his sinuses (and a rather small useless portion of his brain...he never was a very good shot), but he lived. cant smell or taste anything at all. hates eating now as he says everything is like chewing hot rubber erasers....just as well, he was a giant tub o shit before, now hes a skinny one.

he was a fun guy to have around. when he'd sleep (or pass out), his GF used to stick refrigerator magnets to his forehead (steel plate).

[NoSurrender]

wow .... spider sounds like violent J but anyways i was racing down the biggest hill in my county on a razor knock off scooter so on the third run i get cut off roll down the hill for a while then fall in a ditch supposedly... i dont remember much of that day but thats what happened supposedly

[Zodiac]

im pretty lucky that i havent majorly hurt myself too many times.

I broke my collar bone playing baseball when i was 8 or 9...or maybe 11, because my catchers chest pad had slipped down too far. I badly sprained my ankle playing soccer when i was 7 or 8...or maybe 10 (im horrible at remembering years), anyway this fat ass must have gotten tired so he decided to collapse right onto my leg. hmm, also when i was 12 or 13, i ran right into a fucking tree at full speed (on foot), half split my head open (exaggeration), had to have stitches (only a few) and was unconcious for almost hour (ok that means ten minuates), woke up with bark sticking out of my face. most embarassing thing ever :o

btw,

Please spider dont destroy this thread

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

wow my thread wants to stay alive.....sweet.


and some of you got very bad inguries......that or you're just telling us what heppened to your roommates or sumtin.

eh i'm not tired, i'll post more inguries.

i once jumped off the roof onto my friends trampolene(sp), but my leg got caught in the springs. funny but it hurt cause i bounced back up and immediatly went back into the trampolene.

Speaking of roofs, i kinda did the same with my bike, i road off the school roof, landed very bad, went over the hanldbar, and luckly only cut my cheek hitting the ground. That was funny too cause i was the only one stupid enough to do that.

I flipped a golfcart this summer. Though it goes fast! i mean at the most 60 mph! I hit a rock or pothole (it was dark), and just slid across the ground. No cuts, only ripped my jacket.

Also i got jumped once in San Fransisco, i got away cause there was only 3 of them and they were all a foot smaller than me . i guess i provoked them somehow......hopefully i wasn't with one of their girls.

And finnaly when i was like 5, i took a wagon down my road, and smashed right into my grandpa's car. Few bruises, and couple more on my ass after my parents saw what i did.

[Spider]

As for why I slit my throat.... depressive with scyzho tendencies... I need a trigger to set it off... that one being depression + a breakup = voices. Same thing when I happened to drive my car off the road... and it wasnt off-road....

So voices in my head = bad.

[Paingiver]

that sucks dude,i feel really down a lot also, i used to have a girlfriend who i liked alot but she cheated on me and dumped me flat, now im real shy and lonely, sometimes life sucks man, its always good to have a hobby like video games or guitar or somedin, that always helps.

[Onizuka]

hmm lets see, i was killed once... or twice.....

seriously:

as a baby:
hmm i was moving my head the first night i was born so i really didnt have to worry about suffication... i never was dropped (thats arguable) i never choked.... i was a good baby.

well ive never really hurt myself period, lets see.... in 4th grade i got a steel pole lodged in my mouth, blood gushed everywhere. in 10th grade i broke my lil pinky toe, the only thing ive ever broken.

I guess im lucky... but also really cautious.

[Spider]

I told you, you can't try to deepthroat a metal pole

[RUEN]

Two of my injuries involve me, and my porch.

The first one was when I was like 6 or 7. My brothers who are both older than me had built a ramp about 3 feet high. When not using the ramp they would set it on the porch. I couldn't use the ramp much because i didn't know how to skateboard or ride a bike. But while it was sitting on the porch i would run up it, and then down it. Up and down, up and down. This was what I considered fun at that age. Anyways, on one of my trips up the ramp i must have tripped or something, because i didn't come back down, instead i flew head first off the ramp, over the porch railing and landed face first on the cement sidewalk which wound behind my house. i did not, however, sustain much injury for whatever reason, my face was bright red (i think i have pictures somewhere) and the doctor said that the redness would go away after awhile, which it did.

The second one was when I was about 10. i was standing on the porch, bored as ever. then i thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder if i can fly." Needless to say, I took a head long leap over my porch railing (which stand about 7ft off the ground) and landed on the grass next to my house. aside from a loss of air, and gasping for breath, i was fine.

[Otis]

When I was reall little I was left with a really bad baby sitter, who left me with their 10 year old kids, outside, on top of a car. Then I through my little toy gun off, then tried to go after it. This is why I have a 5 inch scar on my head. Since it was too long ago to remember the pain I guess it doesn't count. Playing football, I was ROLB, the TE just jumped up about 3 feet to catch a pass (Linebackers love that ) so I chargged for him. He saw me a split second before the hit so he covered the ball completely and just stood there. I hit him just as another teammate was hitting him from a different angle, our helmets colided. I got a concussion, the TE bruised his ribs, and the other team mate was fine. Me and the TE were in the SAME hospital room! Right next to each other, he was just taped up and I was in for the night. I had one constant head ache for a week.

Edit: In the middle of the scar there's a dent. My friends thing it's, differnent. It looks even weirder since I keep my head shaved.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I was decapitated by a ninja.

[Paingiver]

you jumped off a rail to see if ya could fly? Did yer brothers also introduce you to drugs at 10?