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2003-11-19, 12:09 AM
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"It was a cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen..." Opening phrase of George Orwell's 1984.
Of course none of this matters, eMa's quote will appear every other page shortly...
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-11-19, 12:12 AM
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"And I said 'All right, I'll GO to Hell.' and tore the note up."
-Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain "Write drunk, edit sober." -Mark Twain
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-11-19, 03:02 PM
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"Don't know, no opinion"
-Jet, Cowboy Beebop
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Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved. -Immortalis Vita Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV) "Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good. |
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2003-11-19, 03:36 PM
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Anyway, I have not noticed this quote being more popular, it has been a favorite of mine for a long time. Just now it seems so fitting.
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look a post by vick is right above this |
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2003-11-19, 07:57 PM
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a boom stick is a shotgun right?
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In times of light, darkness will rise In times of darkness, light will shine through In times of evil, hope will prevail In times of life, death will come Those who face their fate will know of its return, those who face it's destiny are for the evil to turn. 
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2003-11-20, 01:30 AM
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My fave Churchill quote is, "that is something up with which I will not put."
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 * Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-11-20, 02:12 PM
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First Sergeant
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Caps Lock Isn't Working Right And Im Too Lazy To Hold Down Shift To Make Lower Case
"farting Is Just Gods Way Of Showing He Cares"
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In times of light, darkness will rise In times of darkness, light will shine through In times of evil, hope will prevail In times of life, death will come Those who face their fate will know of its return, those who face it's destiny are for the evil to turn.
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2003-11-21, 06:16 PM
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First Sergeant
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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In times of light, darkness will rise In times of darkness, light will shine through In times of evil, hope will prevail In times of life, death will come Those who face their fate will know of its return, those who face it's destiny are for the evil to turn.
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2003-11-21, 07:49 PM
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-- Matt Groening "Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - Never" - Charles Caleb Colton "People seem to think that if there's some problem that makes them unhappy in tis country, all they have to do is stage a big march and everything will change. When will they learn?" --George Carlin "I can show you fear in a handful of dust"-- ( It's part of a poem, I don't remember who wrote it off the top of my head) "Carp. It's not just for breakfast anymore"-- the back of Butch Engh's pickup truck (he's a commercial fisherman)
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2003-11-22, 01:32 AM
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Cool RA quotes from working the front desk
Dude, maybe the environment's doomed because they couldn't come up with a freaking easier-to-draw symbol [for recycling]. Every time you try and fail at drawing it, wildebeests DIE! --Daniel I like my desk shift. It's like lunch at Hooters but with less buffalo wings. --Daniel Dude, what Somalia needs is a kegger. --Daniel I'll pee in the corner if I have to. --Charles
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-11-22, 01:34 AM
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I have so many favorite quotes:
http://www.bhhq.com/quotes.html Some of my newest additions are: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick, (1813 - 1863), Last words "Heaver-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, (1895) "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
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 Rawr! I'm a tiger! I'm also fluffy but I have big teeth! 
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