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2003-11-28, 03:31 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-11-28, 04:20 PM
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Yeah but lame jokes are cool. That was a great joke by the way, I've heard it before but it's still great.
here's my contribution What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel (Rustle) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mailbox? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil (Fill) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the portch? Patty O'Furniture
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