If life was an RPG... - Page 2

firecrackerNC · 2004-01-17, 03:36 PM

It takes 25 arrows to kill a single person

Cyanide · 2004-01-17, 03:55 PM

Leaving leaving/entering your home, and crossing state lines would bring up a loading screen.

New players (i.e. babies) would often be killed by swamp rats and giant butterflies. This would be ok though, since they could just respawn.

People would sit in the maternity ward, waiting to kill people who are respawning.

You could carry 70 times your own body wait.

There would be no fat chicks.

Old people would be super powerful instead of super bed-ridden.

We'd get bored with this life after 6 months or so. We would then switch to a new life and make fun of the people still living in the life that we just left.

Doctors would be useless.

When priests tell people of Jesus's miracle of resurection the people would react with "Pfff, STFU n00b! I c4n d0 th4t t0. I pwn j3su5!!!!11".

For some reason, small animals would carry pole axes and other large weapons. This would not be questioned, but rather accepted as a fact of life.

The concept of air vehicles which can roll more than 90 degrees escapes modern day engineering technology.

Missles capable of destroying a vehicle in 3 shots will only slightly damage a human with 3 shots directly to the face. Again, this will just be accepted as a fact of life.

When fighting, we will take turns using our weapon. If one combatant misses, they will wait for the other combatant to attack before they attempt to attack again.

martyr · 2004-01-17, 04:08 PM

if life was an rpg:

i'd use mine to blow up ... well, anything.

i'd like to me an m-72, if i could. i'd settle for a russian #7, but:

Doppler · 2004-01-17, 04:16 PM

Firefights in the streets whould not be that uncommon, in fact its very likely that most citizens walking down the street whouldnt even stop to watch, by comparrison they most likely whouldnt run away either.

Neon Apocalypse · 2004-01-17, 04:27 PM

i could get high off skooma

my mom would sew my clothing

id go off into the woods to kill bears

we would all sell mushrooms

Derfud · 2004-01-17, 04:29 PM

Towns would be occasionally invaded by many large powerful monsters, but the town guards just sit there with thier pikes, and watch, while a group of adventurers happily slays them.

Mr1337Duck · 2004-01-17, 04:34 PM

Strong people regularly wrestle and kill packs of wolves bare-handed. But this is not out of the ordinary.

Onizuka · 2004-01-17, 05:54 PM

Skooma owns.

Dharkbayne · 2004-01-17, 06:23 PM

Even if you just saved the world, slayed a dragon, cured millions of diseases, and brought upon a new wave of technology, those fucking INVINICLE MERCHANTS WILL CHARGE YOU THE SAME GODDAMNED PRICE!