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2004-03-06, 04:11 PM
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Bighoss you lucky bastard.
On an English written pop quiz I couldn't think of a good BS answer, so: (3) 42 I put 42 as the answer, because the answer to EVERYTHING is 42 and I STILL got it wrong.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-03-06, 07:21 PM
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For PE once we had to take this quiz on crazy bullshit that nobody knew.
"Where does volleyball originate?" "It was those ninja assassins in China. Only they played it with these 50 lbs. spiked balls. You may ask why, it's because they're just that awesome."
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2004-03-07, 12:09 AM
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i know too much crap, gah. |
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2004-03-07, 06:55 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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And you couldn't use your arms or legs. Some say the winners were sacrificed, so that the best could die honorably. Others say the losers were sacrificed. I don't know.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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