funny thing happened today - Page 2

Phaelon · 2004-03-08, 02:27 PM

One word sums it all up, Trust.

I wonder if there are any girls out there on these forums that would voice thier opinion on the subject. So far the trend seems to be a bit biased althought to an extent I do agree. When A girl where a shirt like that, it seems to be for attention, and then when she gets attention from a source she doesn't like, she gets irritated. Seems like an oxymoron.

Firefly · 2004-03-08, 02:32 PM

Human eyes are drawn toward light, movement, and contrasting colors. It's a scientific fact.

When you put something on a t-shirt, especially one that is designed FOR females, naturally people ARE going to be staring at your chest. THAT'S WHERE A FUCKING T-SHIRT GOES.

You should have punched that woman and claimed self-defense. She initiated contact by slapping. That's assault. Press charges. That will teach that feminazi bitch to fuck around.

Veteran · 2004-03-08, 02:38 PM

If a guy punches a woman, you can be assured that he will be beset by myriad foes hoping to win the affection of said female and then carted off by law-enforcement.

Women win. If they lack physical strength, they make up for it with social power.

B00b135 4t3hw1n!111

edit: not that I support guys punching women. I just look out for my own gender once in a while, despite its inclusion of countless utter idiots.

Pilgrim · 2004-03-08, 02:59 PM

Amen to that Vet

And I can honestly say that if I see any man hitting any woman (regardless of her looks or lack thereof) Ahmina scrum

ie. Beat someone down.

Just the way I was raised (and having 2 older sisters who bash into your head what is expected of a man helps as well!)

Lonehunter · 2004-03-08, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Firefly

feminazi

I like that, a lot.

Phaelon · 2004-03-08, 03:39 PM

#1 rule in the book, you don't hit a woman. Yes there are exceptions to this rule, but the basic fact of it remains.
Acceptable times to hit a woman
-When she is trying to kill you
-When she is tying to kill a loved one of yours

There are others, i just can't think of them off the top of my head atm, that would require you to hit a woman.

XxXMaRiNeXxX · 2004-03-08, 03:44 PM

I seriously think getting kicked in the balls should warrent knocking the shit out of a girl...then again, I'm biased, one bitch literally squashed mine, and I was about to punch/slap/kick/SOMETHING her after i was finished writhing on the ground. My friend grabbed my arm and said "You cant hit girls" My reply was

"Thats not a girl. Thats a bitch."

Dharkbayne · 2004-03-08, 07:04 PM

I don't hit girls. Evar. If one of them attacks you, most girls are small enough to subdue without actually "hitting" them, the only exception I see is if you would actually need to knock their ass out (i.e. Von Helga the 250 pound german lesbian biker psycho).

SlyMarbo · 2004-03-08, 07:10 PM

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Firefly · 2004-03-08, 10:01 PM

Bullshit. Fuck that- you want equal opportunity sister? You got it. Wanna go to war and get shot at with a man? You got it. Wanna be on mens sports team like a man? You got it.

You wanna step-to like a man and swing on a man? Then you got it- and I will wipe the fucking floor with you.

I will never, ever hit a woman. First. If a bitch punches me, I'm going to flatten her on her ass and tell her she better watch the fuck out. I wasn't put on this planet to take shit from no byrd, that's for damn sure. I got my ass beat by my first wife, because I said the same thing... "Oh I would never hit a woman".

Equal opportunity. It works both ways.

AztecWarrior · 2004-03-08, 10:33 PM

My friend says that one time he was in a store with another friend. For no reason, this girl comes up to friend's friend and KICKS HIM IN THE TESTICLES, UNPROVOKED.

Was my friend justified in punching her?

Firefly · 2004-03-08, 10:39 PM

If your friend speaks the truth, and it was for no reason at all, hell yeah. You did say "For No Reason" right?

Men don't hit women, but I sure as fuck did not give up my right to defend myself when under attack, just because I have a swinging dick between my legs.

That whole "women are the gentler sex" and "need to be protected" load is a complete crock of shit. You obviously don't need to be protected if you think you can walk up to someoe and kick them in the crank.

You need to be arrested and put in a psych ward.

321 · 2004-03-09, 02:14 AM

Everay · 2004-03-09, 02:39 AM

i dunno, im for equal rights swinging both ways and all, but i dont think i can still hit a woman, unless she poses some sort of threat. hell i remember once this girl (crazy girl, slut from the rumors i heard) stabed me in the head with a ball point pin, other girls in the class told me to hit her back, but i said noo, im a genlteman, and i am, manners and all, and so, i didnt hit her, she didnt pose a threat.

Firefly · 2004-03-09, 09:15 AM

She didn't pose a threat after she stabbed you in the head with a pen. She'd already done it. Before she stabbed you in the head, she posed a threat. You as a man are obligated to defend yourself. If you forfeit that right and obligation then please kindly hand over your testicles to the nearest clinic and get yourself a nice set of titties.