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Old 2004-04-30, 05:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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poor guy
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Old 2004-04-30, 05:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Originally Posted by Neon Apocalypse
poor guy
UMHELLO HE MASTURBATED WITH LARGE MACHINERY, AND TRIED TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER WITH AN INDUSTRIAL STAPLE GUN.


poor guy /me chokes Neon. HE MASURBATED WITH A LARGE MACHINE, TORE A NUT OFF IN THE PROCESS, THEN STAPLED HIS SACK. /me chokes Neon some more

Say this to yourself a couple times out loud: "He used a large piece of machinery to masturbate, and stapled his nuts back together with a stapler." SAY IT!
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Old 2004-04-30, 05:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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i must say this guy is the biggest retard i've ever heard of in my life.
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Old 2004-04-30, 05:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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Old 2004-04-30, 05:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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Seriously, how could you NOT notice your LEFT TESTICLE IS MISSING. AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAPLE IT SHUT. THEN JUST LEAVE IT. REALLY.
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Old 2004-04-30, 05:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
Seriously, how could you NOT notice your LEFT TESTICLE IS MISSING. AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAPLE IT SHUT. THEN JUST LEAVE IT. REALLY.
*ahem* a retard.
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Old 2004-04-30, 06:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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What happened to his left one? Did they find it?

Janitor: doo-de-doo.... HOLY FUCK A TESTICLE!
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Old 2004-04-30, 06:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Originally Posted by OfaLoaf
What happened to his left one? Did they find it?

Janitor: doo-de-doo.... HOLY FUCK A TESTICLE!
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Old 2004-04-30, 06:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #24
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Old 2004-04-30, 06:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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lol, way to lose a ball... dare I say it?

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Old 2004-04-30, 07:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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Old 2004-04-30, 11:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #27
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Old 2004-05-01, 02:09 AM   [Ignore Me] #28
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got half way through, and just closed the window.
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Old 2004-05-01, 10:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #29
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Makes you wondering what machine made him so excited.
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Old 2004-05-01, 10:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #30
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All men should take warning Never ever put anything near your Scrotum! when it comes to Stalpe guns or any sharp objects pls be careful!
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