Okay, I'm in the computer lab at school today, and these 2 other jackasses, who for protective purposes, shall be named Octavian, and Lee, who know NOTHING about computers, are saying that they are hackers, and whatnot, and we're standing next to an old ass PC (6-8 years old) with no case.
Octavian: Where's the motherboard?
Me: Uh.... it's that big thing in the back
Octavian: I knew that, I was just seeing if you did
Me: Mmhmm
Octavian: That graphics card doesn't look very advanced
Me: Show me which one's the graphics card
**Octavian points to the sound card**
Me: Wrong.
**Octavian points to the hard drive
Me: Wrong again. **points to the gfx card**
Octavian: Oh, I'm not used to computers of this syntax protocol
Me: Ahh, are you experienced with jiggawat based computers?
Lee: It's not "jiggawat" stupid. IT'S GIGGAWAT.
**Trying to hold in the laughs**
Me: jiggawats are smaller giggawats
Lee: Oh yeah, I forgot
Me: How many jiggawats are in a giggawat?
Lee: Uhh... hmm... uhh... **mumbling to self for about 30 seconds**
Me: Yes?
Lee: A hundred?
Me: No, that's a jiggabyte
Lee: No, that's called a giggawat
Me: Nu-uh!
Lee: YEAH HUH, I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU, I MADE A VIDEO GAME!
Me: You ... made a video game?
Lee: YEAH, I MADE MY OWN VIDEO GAME IN TONY HAWK UNDERGROUND! AND I HACKED A GAME TOO!
Me: Oh really? You did? Which one?
Lee: STARCRAFT! I HACKED IT SO I COULD SEE THE MAP!
Me:
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At this point, I couldn't help it, and I had to walk away.
2004-05-11, 08:17 AM
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