[Fight]Teddy Roosevelt vs. Gandalf - Page 2

martyr · 2004-05-11, 12:44 PM

roosevelt

DeadTeddy · 2004-05-11, 01:39 PM

can't do magic when your head is blown off your shoulders.

firecrackerNC · 2004-05-11, 01:46 PM

Gandalf for sure.He would use his magic to create a shield from the gun then he would throw fireballs and kittens at TR and kill him.Plus he was able to throw Saurmen against walls so he would toss TR up and down till TR passed out.'nuff sed

DeadTeddy · 2004-05-11, 01:52 PM

er, TR was a president. I want to see gandalf beat the entire US military.

firecrackerNC · 2004-05-11, 01:58 PM

fine if TR gets his army then Gandalf gets the people of middle earth in which case TR is STILL screwed cause now hes facing Aragorn,Legalos,Gimili and all the elves and dwarves and hobbits of middle earth so TR is screwed in the bum now.

DeadTeddy · 2004-05-11, 02:03 PM

er, let's see now, who will win, a few thousand swordsmen and archers, or millions of soldiers armed with firearms, tanks, planes, battleships and the sort? a god damn nazgul caused trouble for those guys, something a P-51 will own in three seconds flat.

Sputty · 2004-05-11, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

fine if TR gets his army then Gandalf gets the people of middle earth in which case TR is STILL screwed cause now hes facing Aragorn,Legalos,Gimili and all the elves and dwarves and hobbits of middle earth so TR is screwed in the bum now.

You're kidding, right?...A single tank would rape a bunch of swordmen and archers, let alone thousands of US infantry and hundreds of tanks.

firecrackerNC · 2004-05-11, 02:31 PM

Bah theyd still win even if they were outnumbered.The elves would combine there magic and shoot fireballs and lightning at the US army and fry them into little bitsy pieces.And the dwarves would make a fortress out of Mitril so no missles and such can damage them.The hobbits will burrow under ground and set traps for the armies.Bwahahhahahahaha face it your TR are no match for my Gandalf!!

OfaLoaf · 2004-05-11, 02:42 PM

TR wins. Though I have to admonish some of you TR supporters... TR died in 1919 or 20. P-51s weren't around untill the 1940s.

Still, the US navy beats any wooden shitty ship the elves would put out. And the flying Eagles can't deflect machine guns. And tanks would so screw over the swordsmen.

Lartnev · 2004-05-11, 02:54 PM

The US Navy stands no chance against raging waters in the shape of white horses.

TR was just a man, Gandalf was a wizard.

OfaLoaf · 2004-05-11, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Lartnev

The US Navy stands no chance against raging waters in the shape of white horses.

TR was just a man, Gandalf was a wizard.

TR was the Commander in chief of one of the most powerful military powers of the time. Go on, the horses can't attack under water. I'd like to see them go after a sub.

DeadTeddy · 2004-05-11, 03:02 PM

oops, wrong president. I thought that was the WW2 guy

but even an early 20th century pres would seriously own middle eart. swords and spears are worthless at less then 20 meters, arrows at 200. a bunch of snipers will take out any elf, dwarf or hobbit in a 1/2 mile radius. all those gandalf lovers almost lost because of a single bomb.

gandalf can use his flashlight all he wants, snipers can use sunglasses.

Sputty · 2004-05-11, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lartnev

The US Navy stands no chance against raging waters in the shape of white horses.

TR was just a man, Gandalf was a wizard.

Destroyersm, cruisers and battleships would shrug off those waves, which are the equivalent of a small storm, US Mgers and infantry would have a huge advantage over archers and swordsmen, tanks would be more or less impervious to anything but the strongest, and rarest attacks, and even WWI era bi planes would have no problem taking down the Eagles.

2 tanks could probably take down a Balrog with no problem, and since there's thousands of tanks, I doubt there would be much of a fight

Cyanide · 2004-05-11, 08:10 PM

Gandalf is teh win

Spee · 2004-05-11, 08:16 PM

If gandalf was a complete badass who could cast fireballs and nukes and generally own everything, then Id go for him. But hes a wuss that can make light come out of a staff and a blue bubble come around him, in addition to making people play twister against thier will.

twister Vs. Handgun = Handgun for teh win.

Plus, Gandalf is too happy. TR would be like "What the hell, you from some kinda cult?!" And blow his goddamn head off before Gandalf could even think of casting a spell. And there is no bullet-time-dodge spell.

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