USPS is taunting me.

[TekDragon]

I'm 75% Italian. You don't see me running around breaking knee caps, do you?

[Kaltagesta]

Im 100% english, you dont see me running round speaking english.

[OfaLoaf]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

I'm 75% Italian. You don't see me running around breaking knee caps, do you?

How can I tell? I've never seen your face; you might have been that guy with the bat I saw in Detroit last summer.

[Smaug]

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

I'm German up the wazoo, you don't see me posting Heil Hitler, do you?

Yeah, because we all know that all germans are nazis.

[Hezzy]

[FraudulentBob]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

I'm 75% Italian. You don't see me running around breaking knee caps, do you?

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Call-The-Gestap

Im 100% english, you dont see me running round speaking english.

Mr1337, maybe it's because they don't ship mail on weekends?

[Mr1337Duck]

Nah, mail comes on saturdays, just not sundays.