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2004-06-15, 05:17 PM | [Ignore Me] #16 | ||
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NOTE: Do not think about PSU:MA before sleeping.
I was in PlanetSide, fighting for the NC, in some darker, more mountainous landscape. I was pissed off at the Gauss having a lack of stopping power. Then I think I was in some sort of party at a house in those mountains...it was disco-like, and the PSU staff, or at least Hamma, was there. Then I killed some more Terrans. Then I woke up. I will never think of games before going to bed, EVER, again.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-06-15, 05:19 PM | [Ignore Me] #17 | |||
Lieutenant General
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disclaimer: not as hawt as xmodum... now one is...
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2004-06-15, 06:01 PM | [Ignore Me] #19 | ||
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One of my most memorable dreams to date, happened about a year ago:
I was chased by ChiComs through a rice *****, picked up an AK-74 with a bayonet, took down numerous of said ChiComs, then after running out of ammo, began using the bayonet. Then I was no longer in a rice *****, but in a mall, still being chased by the ChiComs, and still slicing them good with my bayonet. After running through a tunnel in the mall, I emerged in a Cuban mans house, who refused to let me leave, once I broke out, he confronted me, so I stabbed him. Then, a large black man called me over having seen the debacle, let me break down the weapon and hide it in his trunk, and we took off in his car.
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2004-06-15, 07:02 PM | [Ignore Me] #21 | |||
I LIVE IN ENGLAND
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I bet nobody notices this text. [Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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2004-06-15, 07:11 PM | [Ignore Me] #24 | |||
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2004-06-15, 07:30 PM | [Ignore Me] #26 | |||
I LIVE IN ENGLAND
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I bet nobody notices this text. [Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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2004-06-15, 09:10 PM | [Ignore Me] #28 | ||
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Last night I dreamed I was Col Burton from Command and Conquer Generals. I had to sneak aboard a HUGE yaught and plant plastique explosives everywhere.
Meanwhile my fiance had a dream that all her bridesmaids showed up in horribly matching leather outfits, the best man (my brother) was missing, *I* was missing, and some other girl was scheduled to be married at that church at the same time as her. God.. i don't think i ever rolled my eyes that hard listening to her cry and explain that dream. |
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2004-06-15, 09:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #29 | ||
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my dreams suck. the coolest thing I ever did in a dream was try and throw a hand grenade through a window, but the window didnt break (plexiglass or something, who knows) so it bounced back and landed on the floor. most of the time I just walk around and occassionaly see people I know, but mostly just get in fights with people that dont exist. that sounded kinda wierd.
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