One Lucky Bastard - Page 2

Indecisive · 2004-07-11, 12:12 AM

Eh, britneys a slut now, her mystique is gone.

TekDragon · 2004-07-11, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Maybe it's just me (well, I'm sure it is), but I don't see what's so special about Britney Spear's looks. She has a pretty face and a pretty good body, but nothing really exceptional. She has sex appeal, yes, but not much more than your typical blonde.

She has an excellent body. While everyone was in the "bash Briteny" phase, i always said that Briteny DOES have talent; as a dancer and a model (certaintly not as a singer).

She's hot, she's young, she's blonde, she's flexable, and, most importantly, she's famous.

That guy can cry all the rivers he wants. When he's out with his buddies he will FOREVER have the "alpha male" status. No one can beat banging the shit out of a briteny.

[Edit] Except for the guy who manages to have a three-some with the Olson twins.

UncleDynamite · 2004-07-11, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

So what are you saying? You wouldn't bang her if you got the chance to?

Nope. When I tell my girlfriend that she's the sexiest gal I know about, I mean it. Of course, Triggar and Jenny offer some good competition, but I don't tell her that

Khronos · 2004-07-11, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Nope. When I tell my girlfriend that she's the sexiest gal I know about, I mean it.

TekDragon · 2004-07-11, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Nope. When I tell my girlfriend that she's the sexiest gal I know about, I mean it.

Yeah, I mean it too. So let's put aside the lubby dubby bull shit. If you WEREN'T attached to your ball and chain, you'd bang the shit out of her - right?

Terran Sniper · 2004-07-11, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by TekDragon

[Edit] Except for the guy who manages to have a three-some with the Olson twins.

Make that a menaga cinq w/ brittney, the olsen twins, AND Brooke Burke

JetRaiden · 2004-07-11, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Terran Sniper

Make that a menaga cinq w/ brittney, the olsen twins, AND Brooke Burke

no my friend, thats less possible then light speed travel.

TekDragon · 2004-07-11, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Terran Sniper

Make that a menaga cinq w/ brittney, the olsen twins, AND Brooke Burke

Not familiar with Brooke Burke. Gonna check Yahoo now.

[EDIT]

^^Brooke Burk^^
Not bad, but i prefer Shannon Elizabeth:

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Terran Sniper · 2004-07-11, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

thats less possible then light speed travel.

possible, not yet attempted

UncleDynamite · 2004-07-11, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by TekDragon

Yeah, I mean it too. So let's put aside the lubby dubby bull shit. If you WEREN'T attached to your ball and chain, you'd bang the shit out of her - right?

Psh, I have no idea. If I had a chance to have sex with her, I wouldn't do it just because "OMG! It's Britney Spears!" If she had a great personality and a geniune emotional attachment to me, then I guess I could safely say that being in a serious, happy relationship with her, sex would be a given. But I'm not going to bed her just because she's a celebrity with a certain degree of sex appeal. For one thing, as you yourself have said, sex is mostly mental, and I certainly wouldn't want to get down and dirty just for the physical aspect of it. Secondly, even if my sexual feats with her made me the uber-male of the nation, I frankly wouldn't care. I'm not so insecure that I need to do it with Britney to soldify my identity.

Anyway, that answer was too detailed for it's own good. To sum it up, if she was my girlfriend, then the answer is yes, since it would only be natural if we were in a relationship. Other than that, no.