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2004-07-20, 10:11 PM | [Ignore Me] #16 | |||
First Sergeant
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2004-07-20, 10:31 PM | [Ignore Me] #17 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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Flux Capacitor: Check!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-20, 10:36 PM | [Ignore Me] #19 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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A: In case it sucks
B: 400 frames per second!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-20, 11:24 PM | [Ignore Me] #22 | |||
First Sergeant
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ok now i'm scared
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2004-07-21, 12:40 AM | [Ignore Me] #24 | ||
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I like how pople hate Doom 3 and love half life two, and orgasm at Halo 2, When theyre all the same goddamn game.
Doom 3: I R PURDY! HL2: NO I M PURDIER!11 LOL H2: IM PURDY ND ON A KONSOL@@222#!! Wanna know what? I loathe, and probably will not play any of those games. Why? Because 1, I loathe Fanboys, and 2, I loathe games whose claim to fame is looking pretty. Big fucking deal. Edit: Silent Hill is scary. BUT ITS NOT AS PRETTI AS D00M@211!1 Red Faction was great on a console, and the only reason halo received any acclaim is because Xbox fanboys didnt have anything to latch onto at the time. Pretyt much the only ones anticipating it is People who suck and liked the PC version, and Xbox sluts. Half Life 2 has a plot. Whopee. Congrats, sierra! Youve found out what every other game on the planet has managed to accomplish thus far! You get an award!
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2004-07-21, 12:48 AM | [Ignore Me] #26 | |||
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Unfortunatly, you cant generate hype and a decent self-perpetuating fanboy-based PR machine by saying something is fun. Youve gotta have cutting edge graphics, so cutting-edge the technology isnt even available for purchase yet, which is so stupid it boggles the mind. It insults the fan's intelligence, and assumes that we have the mentality of 5 year olds. Sierra: Hey, look! its more running around and shooting things! BUT ITS SHINEY! OOOH, SO SHINEY! YOU WANT THE SHINEY?! ILL GIVE YOU THE SHINEY FOR 60$ AND AN ETERNITY OF WAITING! Bullshit.
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2004-07-21, 01:03 AM | [Ignore Me] #28 | |||
Lieutenant General
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Last edited by Dharkbayne; 2004-07-21 at 01:06 AM. |
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2004-07-21, 01:06 AM | [Ignore Me] #29 | |||
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As per the edited commentary, No. Its all relative. if games A-through-Y have the same type of graphical quality, than Game Z has graphics that kick the living shit out of anything ever seen before, and, they kick it around as Sierra has done with HL2, regarding features, then yes, that makes them an asshole. If you can make a game thats ugly as fucking sin, but still fun as hell to play, Ill give you a gold star. If you have to divert a customers attention with shiney graphics, rendering them drooling while they blast things, before they are able to come to a fair and honest conclusion right off the bat, thats assholery. You should be able to play through the game and say "Hey, that was fun" without the graphics skewing your point of view. NWN is a prime example of "Horrendously shitty graphics, incredibly fun to play" Also, if you use graphics for the sake of something MORE than graphics, I am completely for it. An engine that allows mutable physiology depending on your punishment is excellent, and I applaud it. HL2, Halo 2, and Doom 3 all are pretty, for the sake of being pretty.
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