My chem teacher is the craziest fuck ever. - Page 2

Baneblade · 2004-08-04, 07:27 AM

If Friction hath occurred, Thine hast broken thine Covenant with Him. so basically if the shizzlenizzlefohsizzlebizzles, its really going to be a clustersizzlegrizzle...

Dislcailmer: The Post Monkey General has declred this reply really needing more sleepss.

EarlyDawn · 2004-08-04, 07:28 AM

This is all at the atomic/molecular level. It dosen't really change anything, I'd imagine it gets important with electron particle/wave mechanics, quantum physics, ect.

Electrofreak · 2004-08-04, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Smaug

Way to ruin a joke. You suck, joke ruiner.

Oh, joke, right.

"HA HA, FUNNY SMAUG, YES. YOU. COULD TOTALLY. GET. AWAY. WITH RAPE. THAT. WAY. HA HA HA."

There all fixed Smaug.

Hamma · 2004-08-04, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Spee

Mr. S: Now, according to the electorn repulsion theory, when you touch something, youre not actually touching it. Youre floating nanometers away from it. The sensation of touching it stems from the fact that your electrons are smashing against the other object, and then returning to you. Thus, if you were laying on your bed, youre not laying on it. Youre floating, due ot the electron repulsion thery. Now, using this theory, I could go rape someone, and they wouldnt have SHIT on me. Yeah, owned. Bitches.

Smaug · 2004-08-04, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

Oh, joke, right.

"HA HA, FUNNY SMAUG, YES. YOU. COULD TOTALLY. GET. AWAY. WITH RAPE. THAT. WAY. HA HA HA."

There all fixed Smaug.

There you go.

Infernus · 2004-08-04, 12:43 PM

So then it was really molestation... 321 just thought I was groping him...

UncleDynamite · 2004-08-04, 12:55 PM

Oh, oh! So if I shoot someone, I'm not guilty because the bullet didn't actually touch any part of the person's body???

Spee · 2004-08-04, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Oh, oh! So if I shoot someone, I'm not guilty because the bullet didn't actually touch any part of the person's body???

NO, you still shot them. However, you have no connection with the shooting. You never actually touched the gun.

Dharkbayne · 2004-08-04, 01:01 PM

You still caused the death to happen, since the gun would not have fired it you weren't there. Therefore, you killed them.

UncleDynamite · 2004-08-04, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Spee

NO, you still shot them. However, you have no connection with the shooting. You never actually touched the gun.

Yeah, but you still engaged in aggravated sexual activites with a girl, despite the fact that you never actually touched her.

Infernus · 2004-08-04, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Yeah, but you still engaged in aggravated sexual activites with a girl, despite the fact that you never actually touched her.

Suprise sechs....

UncleDynamite · 2004-08-04, 01:12 PM

Thank you.

Infernus · 2004-08-04, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Thank you.

NP, I'm here to serve

Smaug · 2004-08-04, 02:26 PM

Ok, now you've all thoroughly ruined the joke. I hate you all.

Infernus · 2004-08-04, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Smaug

Ok, now you've all thoroughly ruined the joke. I hate you all.

Good, I hate you too... cockslut...