What do you do? Oh yes..what DO you DO?

[TerraxNovae]

Damn...

where's the old stand by?

Pull the pin and throw it back nubs!

[Duskseyr]

I believe the scenario is flawed. There are a few factors which have to be taken into consideration;

1) If the nade is NC in design then you laugh yer ass off cuz you know it's poorly made and is a dud.

2) If the nade is VS in design then you repeat the above answer.

3) If the nade is TR in design then you grab yer ankles and kiss yer ass good bye.

I'm glad I could clear this up!

[Unknown]

*gasp*! How could you leave off the most vital of options? I mean, this should be mandatory for all polls!

"I like spoons"

[Sputty]

Sporks are better.

[CrazyJoker]

Anyone know where to get metal sporks at? Never seen 'em but I figure they should be available somewhere. Sporks rule!

[CDaws]

Originally posted by TerraxNovae
Damn...

where's the old stand by?

Pull the pin and throw it back nubs!

Darn you Terrax, you beat me to it. Thanks for being a fellow NCer. It stinks that you lost your girls sig. I loved that. Btw you left out that part if a TR or VS throw it.

Originally posted by Duskseyr
I believe the scenario is flawed. There are a few factors which have to be taken into consideration;

1) If the nade is NC in design then you laugh yer ass off cuz you know it's poorly made and is a dud.

2) If the nade is VS in design then you repeat the above answer.

3) If the nade is TR in design then you grab yer ankles and kiss yer ass good bye.

I'm glad I could clear this up!

Nades are common pool btw. There are no empire specific grenades. So your post is flawed. It would be cool if there were empire specific nades though.

[MrVulcan]

1) If you see that it is tossed by the TR, smile and look again, its just a pumpkin, bubba and his crops =P

2) If you see that it is tossed by the Vanu, smile, they forgot to put batteries in it, Absent minded Scientists =P

3) If you see that it is tossed by the NC, Laugh, it will be so overpowered that it will kill both sides, goofy Rebels =P



(i know that there are no unique nades, but its still funny )

P.S.
No, no spoons, no sporks, NEED PIE!!!!

[CrazyJoker]

You could eat pie with sporks...
Anyways, here are some other options to consider when a grenade is thrown at you:

-Tee it up, ask your caddy what club he or she would reccomend then ignore their reccomendation completely and grab a 4 iron. Proceed to smack the grenade back the way it came and then complain that it was 10 yards off. Cuss out caddy for not "insisting" you pick the right club.

-Make a grenade pie and then give it back to your opponents ala Bugs Bunny.

-Bend down and begin sniffing at it suspiciously. Then pick it up and run it back to the person who threw it and then sit down, start panting, and wait for that person to throw it again.

[CDaws]

Originally posted by CrazyJoker
You could eat pie with sporks...
Anyways, here are some other options to consider when a grenade is thrown at you:

-Tee it up, ask your caddy what club he or she would reccomend then ignore their reccomendation completely and grab a 4 iron. Proceed to smack the grenade back the way it came and then complain that it was 10 yards off. Cuss out caddy for not "insisting" you pick the right club.

-Make a grenade pie and then give it back to your opponents ala Bugs Bunny.

-Bend down and begin sniffing at it suspiciously. Then pick it up and run it back to the person who threw it and then sit down, start panting, and wait for that person to throw it again.

Funny stuff there bud.

[RubbedWrongly]

Wow, you guys are crazy. Simply said, simply noticed.

[Marsman]

Call for a medic

[Sputty]

I'd use Marsman's voice to shatter the grenade and kil the one who threw it. Well, more likely tht it'd cause an earth quake killing everyone but itd still be useful none the less

[TerraxNovae]

Shoot the hostage.

And the only reason I don't have the girls anymore is that they add up to be just about 90 kb... I think... haven't worked on em lately.

[Sputty]

How about one girl?

[Flameseeker]

Pick it up, hold it to ear, and say Hello? for a minute or two. Calmly walk up to enemy, say "It's for you" and run.
BTW, this poll doesn't apply to me. As far as I know, Reaver pilots in Reavers can't be hurt by a grenade 5000 ft below them.