Haiku Battle Thread

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by r3d

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You suck at Haiku.
Security, please escort,
This silly mong out.

[Infernus]

I smell hamburger
Mighty hamburger of doom
Fear the hamburger

[Hezzy]

Yellow knight will win.
Yellow knight has just won. Again.
There is no surprise.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by r3d

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Your comprehension
Of English is astounding
Big Bird's your sensei

[r3d]

Sorry, I ment

a a a a a
b b b b b b b
c c c c c

[Ivan]

Eat not Mexican
For it will send you running:
Cheeks squeezed together.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by r3d

Sorry, I ment

a a a a a
b b b b b b b
c c c c c

To Ku is a art
Willinginess to try and learn
The effort is seen...

[Doop]

Shut up you pussy
I ain't got no time to bleed
Let's give 'em **** hell

[Infernus]

Arr Three Dee is hotT
Arr Three Dee from wisconsin
Love for Arr Three Dee

[ObnoxiousFrog]

You duders are sux
Y'all need to stop obcessing
Uh-oh, REPOARTED

[Fragmatic]

Stop obcessing man,
Your poast has been repoarted!
Please have a nice day.

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by Panzerfaust

Shut up you pussy
I ain't got no time to bleed
Let's give 'em **** hell

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall.

(OMG HOLY SHIT)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I beat the Fraggums
And now he's gone all emo
He lives on island

[Infernus]

I am fabulous
O M F G Fabulous
Do the happy dance

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I live in N J
khronos lives off in Ohio
Rev up the Vespa