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2004-09-13, 09:11 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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You forgot that the dealer always wins. This would probably only work with friends you trust, but not like enough, so that you can win big.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-13, 09:17 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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Gambling in a casino is like playing CS...every time you win, it's "OMFGHAX" *BANNED!*
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-13, 09:53 PM
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Contributor First Lieutenant
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The only way to win money at Black jack is to press
The odds for Black Jack are %49 so it's the tightest odds game in a casino for the Layman... So now take a coin and flip it 10 times. Properly played the number of times the coin comes up Tails will be the number of hands you win out of ten... give or take %1 Now another thing that you will notice is that the coin tends to come up in cycles. 2-3 in a row iss not uncommon. The art of Black Jack is to maximize your winnings on the ups and minimize your losses on the downs. This is called pressing. So play 5 hands with the minimum bet. notice how many you win and how many you loose. Don't split or double down ever these are fools bets designed to shift the odds in the dealers favour by an extra 2-5 % (people tend to be more emotional when more money is on the line and play stupid) Once you start to see how the table feels... and it is a feel play on. Now when you win, leave your winnings in and press for a hand or 2. if done right you will overcome any losses durring the upswings. And finaly play like the dealer. A dealer is not playing with their own money and have no will i what they do. A dealer must hit to 17 and will hold. That's what makes them hard to beat. Learn the death cards. A dealer showing a face card or 7,8,9,10 is dangerous. But one of the most dangerous cards showing is a 2. Hit anything below a 17 if any of the above are showing. If the dealers showing a 5,6 then stand on a 13 or so. These are the dealers bust hands. The 3,4 are play by feel. But most importantly know you will win in cycles and loose in cycles. That is the only "System" that works in Black Jack, knowing how to play. And in case you are wondering. I made my living gambling in Tucson (Fleasing denny's employees at the poker tables )and Vegas (mostly black jack because of the no limit and I've been in the little tourney at Bannons once... got knocked out first round it sucked) from the age of 22 till 24. It was fun, and stressfull and in the end I left to get a real job... but if you're going to do it with any real money then find someone to teach you. PAX
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2004-09-13, 11:11 PM
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Actually getting banned from a casino is really hard to do, however. As a matter of fact the only thing I've ever seen happen when I or a friend has won big is ending up with comp'd rooms and/or meals. See, they like to have winners stay at their casinos. They don't want the big winner to move on to the next casino and then lose all that cash. My friend who won thousands a few times? He used to get tournament invites to Vegas all the time with a comp room included. They came right to his college mailbox. I'm not sure where people are getting all this 'ban' talk from. |
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2004-09-13, 11:24 PM
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You still get banned.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-13, 11:57 PM
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It's near impossible to get banned from a casino. If you know people who have, they most likely were cheating and they're lucky the casinos are a lot cleaner than they used to be. They still have all their fingers. |
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