"West Coast is better because it has no hurricanes"

[ObnoxiousFrog]

NJ gets no bad weather. However, we do suck.

[xmodum]

My town sucks donkey dick.

[MrShooter]

Pick one:

1. god is worried about human over-population

2. god fell asleep at the weather control device

3. god is mad because his computer wont run good games

4. Secret military project.

5. Government consparicy.

6. OMG!!1 IT WAZ OBVOULY GABE NEWELL111! THE EVENTS IN HALF_LIEF REALLY HAPPENED AND GAEB GOT A WEATHAR CONTROOL DEVIC!111

7. God does not want HL2 to be relased. (derfud)

[Derfud]

or 8. God does not want HL2 to be relased.

[Baneblade]

Vegas, sometimes it rains.