[HFS] V8 Chainsaw

[martyr]

haha, both good points.

(note: i'm not seriously calling anybody a hippie... but the opportunity presented itself, and i do love that image so)

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Monty Python

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

[martyr]

[Ivan]

[AztecWarrior]

BURN DOWN THE AMAZON

DRILL IN ALASKA

MAKE VEGANISM ILLEGAL

Just kidding. I see no problem in logging, as long as you replace the trees with new ones. And I'm saying that from a fiscal, not an enviromental standpoint: You don't replace the trees, you run out of supplies and die.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

Just kidding. I see no problem in logging, as long as you replace the trees with new ones. And I'm saying that from a fiscal, not an enviromental standpoint: You don't replace the trees, you run out of supplies and die.

Tell it to Dubya, who believes that eliminating forest fires means cutting down all the trees.

"I can't believe no one's thought of it before! I'm the smartest President evar!"

[/political rant]

[AztecWarrior]

I'm surprised nobody's asked the following about the chainsaw:

Does it have a Hemi?

I didn't know Triggar had the psionic ability to analyze W's thoughts. Bravo.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

I didn't know Triggar had the psionic ability to analyze W's thoughts. Bravo.

It's a crazy knack of mine. Makes for good times at parties

[Baneblade]

Arson forest fires are bad yes, but natural fires are necessary for survival.

[Sputty]

Triggar, what is he thinking when he puts illegal tariffs on Canadian lumber, even though he says he's pro-Nafta?

[Squeeky]

I've got 2 of those.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by Sputty

Triggar, what is he thinking when he puts illegal tariffs on Canadian lumber, even though he says he's pro-Nafta?

He believes that our wood is better.

[Rbstr]

Nah canada's wood is better, it's less poluted up there

[AztecWarrior]

You didn't get the euphemism. He believes our wood is larger, darker, and harder than Canadian wood, and those seeking Canadian wood should have to pay up.

[Rbstr]

I know, i was makeing a very subtel statment of my owns agains enviromental polices, and how there better in a preaty liberal country up north