[PenisSize]How far can you hit your driver? - Page 2

sirmurphy · 2004-11-28, 04:53 PM

i go 300 but occasionnaly ive ben known for like 310

Smaug · 2004-11-28, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by sirmurphy

i go 300 but occasionnaly ive ben known for like 310

Congratulations, you sir, have the largest penis.

firecrackerNC · 2004-11-28, 05:44 PM

I hit it like 250-260 I think. My friend got 200 with a putter.

Smaug · 2004-11-28, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

I hit it like 250-260 I think. My friend got 200 with a putter.

Congratulations, you sir, have the dumbest friend.

TheN00b · 2004-11-28, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

I hit it like 250-260 I think. My friend got 200 with a putter.

[RETARD ALERT]It's not possible, you lying scumbag[/RETARD ALERT]

Sorry, had to get that out of my system, but it's true: Tiger Woods couldn't hit 200 yds with a putter.

firecrackerNC · 2004-11-28, 05:51 PM

Yes sir he is. Granted he gets a 3.5 something and is doing the college/highschool thing he is in fact dumb.

edit- I swear he said he did and hes the quiet religious type who doesnt lie. Mabey it was feet but I swear he said yds. I wasnt there anyway but his cousin said he saw him do it too.

OfaLoaf · 2004-11-28, 06:20 PM

Maybe he just shot the putter 200 yards with a spudgun or something.

Hydralisk · 2004-11-28, 06:31 PM

lol@thread

Infernus · 2004-11-28, 06:33 PM

2-3 feet at most

Mini-golf here...

JetRaiden · 2004-11-28, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by Infernus

2-3 feet at most

Mini-golf here...

arent most mini golf courses like over 8 ft. long?

Infernus · 2004-11-28, 07:10 PM

Wait... this isn't a thread of sexual puns?

OfaLoaf · 2004-11-28, 07:13 PM

My drivers always go off to the left... it's hooked or something I can't figure.

TheN00b · 2004-11-28, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

Yes sir he is. Granted he gets a 3.5 something and is doing the college/highschool thing he is in fact dumb.

edit- I swear he said he did and hes the quiet religious type who doesnt lie. Mabey it was feet but I swear he said yds. I wasnt there anyway but his cousin said he saw him do it too.

You, friends with the quiet religious type? Wow...

MrVicchio · 2004-11-28, 07:20 PM

Longest I ever hit, off the tee was 345, drove a par 4, right over the trees and onto the green dog leg right.

Course, I WAS aiming for the bend... but thats the best I have ever done.

Ussually drive my 5 wood off the tee, 250+ when it goes straight.

Infernus · 2004-11-28, 07:20 PM

No really... doesn't [PenisSize] make this a sexual pun thread?