My attempt at being funny

[Rhemuss]

I am an African American and those jokes offend me.

pfffft, pfffft

BUAHAHAHA im just kidding... those are pretty funny actually I'll have to steal them.

[BUGGER]

Originally Posted by worldvengence

his first joke is kinda like the one that goes:

A long time ago in a land far away, a king was trying to marry his daughter off to one of three princes. Now the king was allowing the princes to spend a day and a night with the princess, but he didnt want them taking advantage of the princess, so he put golden glitter on her vagina. First he let the oldest prince spend a day and a night with the princess and when the first prince came out, the king checked, and there was glitter on his penis, and he told the prince, that he couldnt marry his daughter, then the next prince had his turn, and the same case, finally the kind was losing faith, but let the youngest prince have his turn and when he came out, the king checked and there was no glitter on his member, the king then said to him and smiled with glitter on his teeth...


get it now?

Yeah thats a different version. same baseline. All the knights got head by the queen, but lancelot gave head to the queen.


Some one answer the second to last one, would you rather give head to a guy or get shot in the face?

[Mag]

Same thing.

[BUGGER]

K I got another funny from coach.


Church Bells

Theres a catholic school ran by a bunch of priests, full of grown boys ready to leave the school to become priests themselves. This was the last week of training for these boys and it was going ot be a hard one. They were going to be challenged by sexual appearance.

The priest brought 4 boys into a room and gave each one a bell, telling them to tie it to their dicks. If it were to ring during the challenge at all, they would be kicked out and would fail to become priests He went back outside and came in followed by a gorgeous blond with massive tits. Each boy struggled while in their chairs even when she started to peel off clothing one by one. Finally�.

DING DING DING

The priest ran over to the kid. He got a boner and the bell was ringing like mad. The 3 other boys giggled. The priest grabbed the bell and slapped the kid in the head yelling, �You immature little prick!� He threw the bell down by the wall. �Pick up the bell, pack your bags, and get the hell out of here, you sick bastard!� The priest walked to behind his desk and watched the kid. Whimpering the kid slowly got up and walked over to the wall, and bent over to pick up the bell. From behind the priest�s desk�..

DING DING DING!



Yeah after that the coach told us to flick off a bunch of cross country kids cause they were watching then they mooned us.


Now for the joke no one wants to answer. would you rather give head to a guy or get shot in the face?

If the person you ask says give head to a guy, well he's gay, nothing you can do. If he says get shot in the face, then yell at him YOUR NASTY!, tell him that he wants a cumshot.