Whats on your clipboard?

[ABRAXAAS]

ok I checked first and its safe so here

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

All you have to do is to be:

01. a friend
02. a companion
03. a lover
04. a brother
05. a father figure
06. a teacher
07. an educator
08. a cook
09. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skilful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than
with her
61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation

However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not
100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome
with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the
first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets...



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Let him play with your tits.

[Arshune]

I don't even know a lot about women and I know that's true.

[Squeeky]

My current clipboard holds the PS newsletter, cant post that now, will be going out soon tho

[Sputty]

On mine right now is http://knollsoft.com/CDL1024x768.jpg

[Fire_Monkey]

[] ...this was on the school computer, I'll post the real one when I get home.

[Airlift]

AddContent(dbWriteValues('tbl_claim_invoice',$book ,'id=34'));

[powdahound]

 

[Strygun]

IRC is weird about copying stuff w/o you knowing...this was on mine:

refreshes EVERYHTRING
[17:17] <+ND|Fascion> includsing stored pics

[Derfud]

I hit CRTL-V and nothing came up because i hadn't copied anything yet today...

[powdahound]

Originally posted by Derfud
I hit CRTL-V and nothing came up because i hadn't copied anything yet today...

That's why mine was blank too.

[Fire_Monkey]

Interestingly enough, Splinter Cell is not based on a Tom Clancy book. In fact, the whole concept behind Splinter Cell is something that Ubi Soft developed internally and later Clancy put his stamp of approval on it. But after playing through the game, it has Tom Clancy written all over it.


thats what I had coppied at home.

[BLuE_ZeRO]

was posting this in the recruiting thread earlier

[Fire_Monkey]

BZ you think you could make me a smiley with a pistol firing? I love all of yours

[Derfud]

OMG Blue, can you make a smiley with a desert Combat Humvee, and a little guy inside, and the Humvee flips around

[Denali]

Was emailing this to a friend...heh, I had to read this twice, I have such a dirty mind. Originally found on epsn.com

Tigers second baseman Damion Easley told Spring Fever correspondent Danny Knobler that his wife gave him a Hummer for a birthday present -- which "definitely beats a necktie," he said