Best way to get out of school

[Tobias]

Yea, like if you dont want to go, dont. Unless its a test. Not like you will miss much.

[Civilian]

Well, it depends on how old you are.

When I was in high school, we used to just walk out the front door and act like we knew what we were doing. At that time, people would be leaving for work-release, so we would bunch up with those people and wave to the security guard as we drove out of the parking lot.

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Eventually, I skipped so much school the vice principal called my mother. But I still made good grades, so she didn't seem to mind.

[simba]

I know a pretty good way, tho I have never tried it but my friends has, but it will only work if you have a blackboard in your classroom, and theese chalks to write on the blackboard. Anyway you steel theese chalks, eat them and then ur voice will be weird as hell and u just tell ur teacher that u dont feel very well. Then ur home free!

[Hamma]

[Jaged]

Me like Keep em commin'

[simba]

it really works, you would get hoarse, just dont eat to many!

[Arshune]

I just tell my mom that I'm not going to school that day because I pwn the classes too hard and need a sleep break.

[Derv]

lol your mom is cool. My mom would tell me to keep dreaming or something.

[Arshune]

My mom usually tries to prevent it, but she caves after she realizes there's no arguing with me when I'm right.