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2003-03-23, 01:06 AM
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Lieutenant Colonel
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 not bad
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Former Commander General Of The Freedom Corp Grab the next Galaxy to our HQ Join us!! For Freedom! For Victory! Charge!!! ------------------------------ "All that and a bag of psychedelic mushrooms!" ------------------------------ "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tire, more hungry. Keep punching." |
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2003-03-23, 01:16 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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He saw the TR recruiting center.
"Would you like to join the air force?" "Yes, I would." "Life's a bitch. Her name's {{eMaGyN}}." The lady at the counter turned into eMa and gave Aztec two to the head. He came to in a spawning tube. He was horrified: MAGGOTS IN HIS BRAIN! He couldn't breathe! The glass, for no reason, shattered. Aztec walked out of the tube and got the maggots out of his hair. He realized that he was in a nightmare. He ran down the hall. It got bigger. He ran down faster. It got bigger. He stopped. It shrunk. He exited the hallway. His blood ran cold. eMa was standing there with her Mini-Chaingun pointed at Aztec's face. He ran back. He ran into Hamma. Aztec fell down. Hamma beat the crap out of him. Aztec got up and ran. He arrived in the cockpit of his Reaver. He saw the bomb go down, and down, and down...but he was following it! He gasped, and woke up.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-03-23, 01:55 AM
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[Ignore Me] #18 | ||
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Lightbulb Collector
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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