Women are crazy... - Page 2

KnifeGun · 2012-07-31, 05:00 AM

@NewSith,

Sounds like you got a case of the friends zone. I really can't help you with that. Unfortunately, I'm still trying to crack that code but with limited success.

NewSith · 2012-07-31, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by KnifeGun

@NewSith,

Sounds like you got a case of the friends zone. I really can't help you with that. Unfortunately, I'm still trying to crack that code but with limited success.

That's one very odd friends zone, I'd say... I mean if I were doing stuff similar to what we do to my he-friends, they would consider me gay without hesitation.

Baneblade · 2012-07-31, 11:06 AM

Get a restraining order first, that will set her off.

Tsunami · 2012-07-31, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by KnifeGun

@NewSith,

Sounds like you got a case of the friends zone. I really can't help you with that. Unfortunately, I'm still trying to crack that code but with limited success.

friend zone is pretty simple, think of it on a scale of 1-10, where 1 is a gay guy who's just trying to be her friend and a 10 is a sleazy guy who uses the same pick up line. you could be sitting at a 2-3. idealy you wanna sit at 5 and create some sexual tension. Girls go nuts for that stuff.

you gotta be careful before putting your mmm this choclate cake is so sweet on my tongue, or i love working out, you get all sweaty and throbbing afterward. and throbbing sounds pornographic so you're throwing these sexual ideas without actually saying lets fuck, creating sexual tension, eluding to sex. the reason to be careful is you yourself can sound pretty sleazy if you do it wrong and can be a complete turn off

as for getting out, I don't really know cause the girls I'm "friend zoned" with, I would rather stay friends with.

Gugabalog · 2012-07-31, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Baneblade

Get a restraining order first, that will set her off.

You probably don't want to set her off, but a restraining order would be a great thing. Not sure how you would justify it. But yeah, remove her from your life for sure.

Electrofreak · 2012-08-01, 10:27 PM

Bitches be crazy, man.

Seriously though, I've always said that a woman can be:

1.) Beautiful
2.) Interested (I used to say Single, but I've since decided it wasn't quite accurate)
3.) Sane

Pick two.

You got Beautiful and Interested, so of course she wasn't Sane. That's how it works, my friend. Either that, or she was Beautiful and Sane, and you're actually a really creepy guy.

I won't say what my fiancee is, but I can say that she's definitely not unattractive and she said yes when I put a ring on her finger... and though the rules still hold true, I wouldn't give her up!