(Ace5k Flame-Form)
Dear:
[] Clueless Newbie
[] Lamer
[] Flamer
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Racist
[] Jackass
[] Troller
[] Fundamentalist
[] Satanist
[x] "Expert"
[x] Wannabe
[x] Dumbass
[] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[] Other: SWG GATer
You are being flamed because:
[] You imported another debate into this post
[] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[] You posted a 'Religion' post
[x] You started a stupid thread
[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[x] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You posted low-IQ flame bait
[] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[] You make no sense
[x] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[] You made a baseless assertion
[] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[x] You say you're 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To repent, you must:
[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[] Stop masturbating for a week
[] Read every group you posted to for a week
[] Give up your AOL account
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[] Actually post something relevant
[] Read and memorize the FAQ
[] Print your home phone number in your ads
[] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[] Blow me
[] Get a clue
[] Get a life
[] Go away
[] Grow up
[] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[] You need to seek psychiatric help
[] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] Go back to school and actually learn something
[] Learn how to post or get off the site
[] All of the above
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As for the SilentRaven bashing, WTF? How does someone change the topic so rapidly?
"Yah, ur a n00b this is a game & it doesnt matter if the moon has clouds behind it or whatever"
"Yeah, and SilentRaven spelling sux0rz just as worse. Flamee him!!!111"
"YEAH! FLAME FLAME FLAME!"
People just seem to love nothing more than start stupid threads and have those threads degrade into something horrible. If I was an admin, I'd have closed this thread a long while ago...
But I'm not. So proceed.