There aren't a lot of hobos in Miami, so this isn't going to be funny.
There's this intersection (Palmetto Expwy S off ramp and W 49 St) in Hialeah. There are these two people who ask for money. They appear to be married, or friends or something. The lady is at the on ramp about 50 feet away. The guy is where we usually get off. I have no problem with them, and feel sorry. So my mom gives them some money, and I would too.
My dad never gives them anything. We often go down that road, as we go that way to see my grandma. So they must be thinking 'That fat guy never gives us anything'. They never ask HIM for money.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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