World Domination by dopey - Page 2

Sando138 · 2003-05-05, 10:32 PM

world domination:
Invent 'Pokemon' concept.
Plant subliminal messages in games to make it very popular.
Make Card-game based on the game.
Make TV show on the game.
Use these various mediums to plant subliminal triggers.
Wait for popularity to die out.
Wait for former pokemon fanboys and girls to grow up.
Use poke-wealth to pay for a commercial (that activates the subliminal triggers) to play three times during every section of the news all day.
Use newly brainwashed horde of adults to take over the Government.

Hahahah! you can't stop me! oh, wait... i forgot, i played pokemon too, about five years ago... which means if i run the ad i become a brainless horde member.

AztecWarrior · 2003-05-05, 10:36 PM

I'd just nuke it all.

Camping Carl · 2003-05-05, 11:29 PM

Here's my personal plan, which I think could actually work.

1. Create super-lethal virus. (make sure you have an antidote)
2. Unleash virus. Millions die.
3. In the chaos that follows proclaim yourself a messenger from god, and all who support you shall be saved by him. Give all your followers the antidote.
4. Everyone will join you as soon as they hear you have a cure, and if they don't join you, they die of your virus. You have total power.
5. Secret to staying in power --> Treat your followers as kindly as possible, but rule with an iron fist.

Of course, it's possible the virus could mutate so that you are unable to stop it through you antidote and containment. Just in case, you might want to prepare a virus-proof bunker stocked with food/water etc.

Scary huh?

theironfist · 2003-05-06, 06:51 AM

plages and nukes you would rule ruble and dirt.
"power is in flesh"
<--------the ironfist part is correct

Happy lil Elf · 2003-05-06, 10:27 AM

Free basing........tea. That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard...well...other than trying to smoke catnip

Doobz · 2003-05-06, 03:32 PM

hey dude, if i had it here at my house, we probably would have tried to do that too

Derv · 2003-05-06, 09:56 PM

Camping Carl..... Did you gank that so called "plan of yours" from the FPS Deus Ex?

HellFlame · 2003-05-07, 02:17 AM

Hey Happy lil' Elf smoking catnip is not stupid, It makes everything slo-mo.

Dharkbayne · 2003-05-07, 02:39 AM

BAAZOR will come in OCTEMBER by the MONKEY-DOLPHIN relay channel! YOU SHALL ALL BOW OR FEEL THE BLEAT OF A THOUSAND DECIBELS! PH33R m3!!

Camping Carl · 2003-05-07, 09:40 AM

Camping Carl..... Did you gank that so called "plan of yours" from the FPS Deus Ex?

Nope never played it. I'm sure it's not an original idea, but I didn't steal it from anyone. It's just IMO probably the only way one could succesfully take over the earth.

Tobias · 2003-05-07, 10:15 AM

problem with your plan Carl:

Virus mutates.
Anidote useless.
You and all your followers die.
Vanu Come out of their underground shelters from a criogenic sleep 1000's of years later and rule the world.

Camping Carl · 2003-05-07, 01:28 PM

Err... yeah I know, I mentioned that.

Of course, it's possible the virus could mutate so that you are unable to stop it through your antidote and containment. Just in case, you might want to prepare a virus-proof bunker stocked with food/water etc.

Also it's possible you could just wait for the virus to pass by cramming as many of your (virus free) followers into underground bunkers as possible and hope they'll still listen to you afterwards.

Vanu Come out of their underground shelters from a criogenic sleep 1000's of years later and rule the world.

crazy vanu...

Unregistered · 2003-05-07, 01:34 PM

I'd rather destroy the earth then rule it. Too many stupid people, and it would take forever to weed them out one at a time.