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Old 2003-05-04, 07:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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I have no idea... doctors said he will function normally after some time *cough*

But he wont be able to have children after this incident

And the reason why he didnt wear a cup: Was his first time there we told him to but he doesnt listen Ive been doing tagball for a year and a half now and Ive receive plenty of shots there... then I get pissed go near the guy while shooting in his facemask and the at pointblank shoot inside the thy (sp?) wich may I say hurts like hell! and leaves a mark for a week or two
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Old 2003-05-04, 08:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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I thought you could still have children with only one....."boy". That's why there's 2.
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Old 2003-05-04, 08:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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may be it messed up the other one too, there could have been infection and other damamge other then the one desmantled ball which could have lead to render the other one useless.

HOW OLD WAS HE?

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Old 2003-05-04, 08:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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You guys are idiots.

Whenever I play *paintball* I wear a cup and a mask. I have yet to recive a shot between the legs. Similarily, I have yet to go without a cup.
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Old 2003-05-04, 08:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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He's 17 I'm 18 and the rest of the team is between 16 and 21.

Our team wears protective crap all of us except for him wich was "fatal"... and the thing about not being able to have children is because of the shock it gave I guess... too many hits = too much damage and the left one received most of it I dunno I only have vague details

also known as. What the doctor said to us in 5 minutes.
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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If he's seventeen he can't legally sign a fucking thing. Those waiver's are so full of holes that any good lawyer will get him a shit load of money-

Those of you who aren't 18 find those guys and beat their fucking asses. You can't go to jail - you're minors, you'll get all kinds of community service, but it'll be worth it (ahh you may get a little juvy)

If you guys are too scared to fight the guys (or they'll kick your asses-be realistic) do this (I'm not recommending this at all)

Pour about two cups of sugar in their gas tank-

He'll be buying a new engine shortly

Take a jar of vaseline and a squeegee-

smear the vaseline all over the winshield - now squegee every ounce of it off (you can't get it all of if you try)

The remainder will cause the window to fog up if there is any temperature difference- he'll have to buy a new windshield.

If you do feel like beating some ass jump him, and then have two guys hold his legs "spread eagle" then with a sock full of golf balls (or ball bearings - which I've never actually seen used, but would have to hurt worse) and wail on his hamstrings with the sock, so that the sock connects at the hammy, but wraps around the legs. Work your way to the tendons on the back of his knee- DON'T break his knee - cause that's not cool. But if you do it right, he won't be able to walk for about 10 days - and he'll hate his life for about a month. Plus the 5-0 won't be able to trace it as anything other than trauma.

If it were a perfect world I'd say just find the guy, and beat him with a bat, but that's me.

(DO NOT DO ANY OF THIS STUFF _ I DON'T WANT A LAWSUIT- VIOLENCE IS BAD)
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
If he's seventeen he can't legally sign a fucking thing. Those waiver's are so full of holes that any good lawyer will get him a shit load of money-

Those of you who aren't 18 find those guys and beat their fucking asses. You can't go to jail - you're minors, you'll get all kinds of community service, but it'll be worth it (ahh you may get a little juvy)

If you guys are too scared to fight the guys (or they'll kick your asses-be realistic) do this (I'm not recommending this at all)

Pour about two cups of sugar in their gas tank-

He'll be buying a new engine shortly

Take a jar of vaseline and a squeegee-

smear the vaseline all over the winshield - now squegee every ounce of it off (you can't get it all of if you try)

The remainder will cause the window to fog up if there is any temperature difference- he'll have to buy a new windshield.

If you do feel like beating some ass jump him, and then have two guys hold his legs "spread eagle" then with a sock full of golf balls (or ball bearings - which I've never actually seen used, but would have to hurt worse) and wail on his hamstrings with the sock, so that the sock connects at the hammy, but wraps around the legs. Work your way to the tendons on the back of his knee- DON'T break his knee - cause that's not cool. But if you do it right, he won't be able to walk for about 10 days - and he'll hate his life for about a month. Plus the 5-0 won't be able to trace it as anything other than trauma.

If it were a perfect world I'd say just find the guy, and beat him with a bat, but that's me.

(DO NOT DO ANY OF THIS STUFF _ I DON'T WANT A LAWSUIT- VIOLENCE IS BAD)
This guy is a fucking gangster.
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #23
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well once I find out where he lives... the suger thing might come in handy... at night in ottawa nobody cares what you do cept the police... who arent in the residential areas
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #24
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oh and nav! I love you!!! lol

What empire and what server will you play on release i'll probly desert Vanu to join you just cause your you

lol
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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Originally posted by Yuyi
This guy is a fucking gangster.
Certainly not, I've always been of the belief that supreme retaliation is a best defense. It's all about making examples. People like that deserve an ass whooping.
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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OMG

They damaged his left nut and you all just let them... some friends you guys are. Pffff


The moderator didn't warn me.
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #27
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No need to desert - I'm {BOHICA} baby.

http://bohica.planetside-universe.co...hp?action=news

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Old 2003-05-04, 09:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #28
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Now I love you even more lol

Now to drug the leaders of Bohica and make them accept me into the clan

Did I say that out loud...
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #29
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What a smacktard! that would hurt so bad.
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Old 2003-05-04, 11:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #30
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OMFG. I love Nav!!! Holy shit. I want to hire you to get me some revenge on people I hate. I like the rat ide but your things are far more legal and easier. Also, it's not cruel to animals! OMFG..Nav is murderous
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