Nightcrawler Vs Yoda - Page 2

�io · 2003-05-09, 05:28 PM

Yoda would be too slow for NightCrawler.

Unregistered · 2003-05-09, 05:48 PM

I say Yoda whips out his saber, and Nightcrawler *poofs* behind him, grabs him, *poofs* around the room slamming his little green ass all over the place.

Yoda is good, but I don't think he'd stand a chance going toe to toe. His only chance is to use the Force.

So I say: Nightcrawler > Saber Yoda, but Force Yoda > Nightcrawler.

SandTrout · 2003-05-09, 05:56 PM

Nightcrawler, because while Yoda could hold him in place to keep him from teleporting, he wouldn't because jedi don't use the force in that manner(No, I don't studdy that shit, but its mentioned in the movies).

Nightcrawler would just be all over the place and yoda would be reletively powerless.

mistled · 2003-05-09, 06:22 PM

His only chance is to use the Force.

What?? And Nightcrawler's only chance is to use his mutant powers. Why would we even care who wins if they can't use their powers??

Originally posted by SandTrout
Nightcrawler, because while Yoda could hold him in place to keep him from teleporting, he wouldn't because jedi don't use the force in that manner(No, I don't studdy that shit, but its mentioned in the movies).

They don't, but that doesn't mean that they can't. It just signals their start down the path to the darkside. I say Yoda mindtricks him into thinking he lost his ability to teleport and then cuts off his air supply a la Darth Vader. I think you people underestimate what a badass Yoda would be if faced with death.

Navaron · 2003-05-09, 07:29 PM

No way-

Professor X couldn't track nightcrawler well with Cerebro - and we all know how murky and fucked up the force can be - so Nightcrawler would just teleport around for a day or two, totally draining Yoda's runt ass, then teleport in - grab yoda - and teleport to the nearest wall and leave yoda half way in it, fused to the wall, and dead as a doornail.

And wolvering would PWN Skywalker's bitch ass-

Big Bro · 2003-05-09, 07:43 PM

Yoda, hands down. Nightcrawler is VERY cool, but unfortunately, Yoda would use the force and be able to determine where Nightcrawler would be before he actually poofed in and out. What's Nightcrawler going to block that lightsaber with? His prehensile tail?

BUGGER · 2003-05-09, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by �io
Yoda would be too slow for NightCrawler.

I'm guessing you haven't seen episode2.....

Dude, yoda can lift xwings and roofs. Nightcrawlr can lift up his mom.

Dont mess with yoda. And tell nightcrawler to put away that damn movie 'A Bugs Life', he got enough gay ass names under his belt anyways.

Destroyeron · 2003-05-09, 08:06 PM

Yoda pwns!!!! They should make a movie just about the life of Yoda! I wanna see mommy Yoda...Daddy Yoda...brother Yoda....and all those hoTt Yoda babes! :drool:

OmnipotentKiwi · 2003-05-09, 08:15 PM

Destroyen, your sig is going to get owned.

LaserTobias · 2003-05-11, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered
I really thought Nightcrawler would do better in the polls.

yeah me too, that guy looks awesome and is very cool!!!
Nice voice and nice powers...still yoda is the green goblin that would probably slice nightcrawler in half with his big green sword that strangly resembles a penis...

LaserTobias · 2003-05-11, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
No way-

Professor X couldn't track nightcrawler well with Cerebro - and we all know how murky and fucked up the force can be - so Nightcrawler would just teleport around for a day or two, totally draining Yoda's runt ass, then teleport in - grab yoda - and teleport to the nearest wall and leave yoda half way in it, fused to the wall, and dead as a doornail.

And wolvering would PWN Skywalker's bitch ass-

wolverine (NOTICE: worverine is spelled with an "e" at the end.
Sorry, no pun intended but don't mess with the cool name) s definitly cooler that luke fuckwalker, but with his penis stick he could probably (poke) a few holes into wolverine.......see, wolverine is missing his light(()).