Your momma is so (insert line) Thread!! - Page 2

Unregistered · 2003-05-14, 06:52 PM

People don't "come after me". I'm 6'2" 230lbs and most people stay out of my way.

If you know me, then you know I'm one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. If you don't know me then I can be a real asshole.

Hell one of my all time favroite lines is one some jerk off in a bar trys to start a conversation, and I just look right at him and say "I didn't come here to talk to you". Then as soon as they open their mouth again I follow up with "What was I just said you didn't understand?"

They genrally leave me alone after that.

I am the poster child for Anti-Social behavior.

Sando138 · 2003-05-14, 06:54 PM

Yo momma smells so bad she'd make Speed Stick slow down and Right Guard turn left!

Yo momma is so old that she farts dust!

Yo momma is so old that her first husband was Ogg Bigclub the Fire-keeper.

LaserTobias · 2003-05-14, 07:32 PM

Damn dude, Your just like me!! Im 6'2 and I weight 210 pounds!!!
I am generally anti-social too but hell this is a forum where if your generally antisocial, you don't get talked to.

I was so crazy one day, I remember that at a party I one time poored an entire bottle of hard whiskey into a huge fruit punch bowl and set that bitch on fire!!!!

I have never seen so many people scared shitless saying that there was a bomb in the building and that one just exploded in one of the bathrooms. I laughed my ass of the entire time.........than I spend 5 months in jail....bummer.

LaserTobias · 2003-05-14, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Sando138
Yo momma smells so bad she'd make Speed Stick slow down and Right Guard turn left!

Yo momma is so old that she farts dust!

Yo momma is so old that her first husband was Ogg Bigclub the Fire-keeper.

you stole those from somewhere but good none the less. Keep im coming guys!!!

Hamma · 2003-05-14, 07:35 PM

This thread sucks.

LaserTobias · 2003-05-14, 07:35 PM

Is there some reason why your name is "unregistered" and your title is custom title....I know this is stupid to ask, but it has been bugging me ever since I first saw you post for the first time...

It would please my brain from the pain of thinking if you would just tell me.

LaserTobias · 2003-05-14, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by Hamma
This thread sucks.

ouch man, don't diss the thread!!! All my threads suck...what else is new. You just hurt my feelings by confirming it...

Sando138 · 2003-05-14, 07:44 PM

i got them from somewhere, but i don't remember where, so they're fair game...

and the last one was my own creation.

Unregistered · 2003-05-14, 08:08 PM

Unregistered is a status, not a name. I refuse to register my name at this site, and therefore I am Unregistered.

That and I got banned at tribes2.org for useing this name before I ever posted anything. One of the admins (Statoshi) over there wanted me to register and I did it as a joke so he banned me.

When Hamma started this site, that admin (Statoshi) was one of the origonal staff here so I did it again just to spite him, because I knew Hamma wouln't ban me for using the name.

So there you have it. I refused to register my name, and did this as a joke.

My title is Custom Title because everyone is always posting "I want a custom title", and I can laugh at them and say "I have a custom title, and you don't".

All in all both the name and title are a reflection of my sick sence of humor.

Sando138 · 2003-05-14, 08:15 PM

Unregistered, you sound a whole lot like me, for some reason. a person who cannot be classified as a 'people person' by anyone's standards save those of a raving lunatic.

Squeeky · 2003-05-14, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by Hamma
This thread sucks.

EineBeBoP · 2003-05-16, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Hamma
This thread sucks.

its been confirmed 3 times

Lock'er up and haul ehr off hamma, thisn thread should be closed 2 business.

and sorry, but i see little humor is thoes jokes...

LaserTobias · 2003-05-16, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered
Unregistered is a status, not a name. I refuse to register my name at this site, and therefore I am Unregistered.

That and I got banned at tribes2.org for useing this name before I ever posted anything. One of the admins (Statoshi) over there wanted me to register and I did it as a joke so he banned me.

When Hamma started this site, that admin (Statoshi) was one of the origonal staff here so I did it again just to spite him, because I knew Hamma wouln't ban me for using the name.

So there you have it. I refused to register my name, and did this as a joke.

My title is Custom Title because everyone is always posting "I want a custom title", and I can laugh at them and say "I have a custom title, and you don't".

All in all both the name and title are a reflection of my sick sence of humor.

So how did you a "custom title" anyways? Sounds like a good joke but too bad statoshi isn't here..... Hey, do play counter-strike? If you do, do you think it is a good game, because I have had it for 4 years and needless to say, it has not got me bored. I am a fan of Command and Conquer games but planetside well most certainly surpass them in everyway. Thx for posting unregistered and this thread obviously pissed off some people but hey, it was worth the chat!!!

Navaron · 2003-05-16, 03:29 PM

Haha Unreg, you got your own little squeeky now!

Unregistered · 2003-05-16, 03:37 PM

I like to think of it as having my own Bizziaro Tobias. He means well, he's just not all there.