Originally Posted by Raymac
Please tell me thats one of your euphemisms. My respect for you is gonna drop if you drove across 3 states and didn't close the deal. I know you are better than that, dude.
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Negative. I got there, I got myself a hotel room, put on my Sunday Best and shined up my shoes, drove over to a coffee spot because it was a neutral, safe location (well-lit too), and we talked about Jesus. And then I took her to my Durango, opened up the back, and showed her a huge stack of Bibles. Then we smiled and said "YAY!", drove down to the YMCA and started ministering to hobos, telling them about God's love and how Jesus came into my heart. After that, we attended a church service which featured a sermon by the Reverend George P. Stevens. At the altar call I rededicated my life to God and she was right there, weeping tears of happiness and holding my hand and we were both speaking in tongues.
It was more awesome than a tent revival!