[Life] Got myself in some deep shit - Page 3

Squeeky · 2004-09-21, 01:11 AM

You need to fuck Spencer's new girlfriend. And stop saying "supah". Problem solved.

Corrosion · 2004-09-21, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Spee

Shit. If it was the Kelsey I know, I'dve said you shoulda told her.

Its really odd when a bipolar person likes you. Theyre the nicest people on the planet for a day, then they flip out and never want to see you again. Gads.

Yep, I know a person like that.

Baneblade · 2004-09-21, 01:49 AM

I had something similar to this happen...it ended...decent for me, bad for the friend. I got both girls.

Lonehunter · 2004-09-21, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

Be honest. So she'll hate him. Then you get the bitch.

Infernus · 2004-09-21, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

Jet, i'll say this much: whatever happens, remember, if you eat a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting, you'll shit confetti.

Makes sense

Kuraltai · 2004-09-21, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Spee

Shit. If it was the Kelsey I know, I'dve said you shoulda told her.

Its really odd when a bipolar person likes you. Theyre the nicest people on the planet for a day, then they flip out and never want to see you again. Gads.

Originally Posted by Corrosion

Yep, I know a person like that.

Dude .. you knew my wife?! (not kidding)

/on subject
Jet, listen to these guys about staying neutral, only gets you in deeper shit with MORE people when you get involved. It's something Spencer needs to deal with, not you.

Best of luck with this one ..

Triggar · 2004-09-21, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

girls are very emotional and estrogen alters any semblence of logic they have to begin with.

That's not TRUUUUUEEE!!!!!1111oneone

Just kidding, girls are stupid. I will be the first to admit it. Except Jen, she's Canadian

My STRONG advice to you is tell your friend to get his head out of his ass, grow a pair of balls and tell Kelsey that "he needs space" or some shit. He's being a massive wimp right now by stringing her along. Let him do this hot chick, who cares, it isn't like you guys are 30. However I must also stress the importance of never letting Kelsey know that you knew about the hot chick. Never breathe a word if you ever hope to talk to her again.

Also, never mention to Kelsey how hot the other girl is. We don't like to hear things like that.

And if all else fails, give the girls chocolate, then do them up the butt.

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

My STRONG advice to you is tell your friend to get his head out of his ass, grow a pair of balls and tell Kelsey that "he needs space" or some shit. He's being a massive wimp right now by stringing her along. Let him do this hot chick, who cares, it isn't like you guys are 30. However I must also stress the importance of never letting Kelsey know that you knew about the hot chick. Never breathe a word if you ever hope to talk to her again.

Also, never mention to Kelsey how hot the other girl is. We don't like to hear things like that.

And if all else fails, give the girls chocolate, then do them up the butt.

trig's advice, as always, is both appropriate and factual. /signed

Triggar · 2004-09-21, 12:02 PM

What can I say, I speak fluent female

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

What can I say, I speak fluent female

wurt kin eh saaaaaay!? ah speeeeek froobent wee tawd. durbbllbllblblbllll...

Red October · 2004-09-21, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

My STRONG advice to you is tell your friend to get his head out of his ass, grow a pair of balls and tell Kelsey that "he needs space" or some shit. He's being a massive wimp right now by stringing her along. Let him do this hot chick, who cares, it isn't like you guys are 30. However I must also stress the importance of never letting Kelsey know that you knew about the hot chick. Never breathe a word if you ever hope to talk to her again.

Also, never mention to Kelsey how hot the other girl is. We don't like to hear things like that.

And if all else fails, give the girls chocolate, then do them up the butt.

Good advice. Granted I'm married and have been way out of the dating scene for a long time, but drawing from my life experiances..

1) Get the fuck away from all of them.....tell them you joined the peace core and are heading to Bangladesh. Then grab an inconspicuos seat, pop corn and soda and watch the fireworks.

2) What Trigger said. But you'll have to translate it to guy talk. "dude, do something with her man, I'm getting sick of this shit of covering up for you. Every once in a while is cool, but this is just too much. Either you get shit done, or I'll get shit and either tell her or bang her". That should get things going.

Mag · 2004-09-21, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by oddfish

trig's advice, as always, is both appropriate and factual. /signed

Yar, Trig, the advice you give actually makes sense, 15 points for being better'n my parents. Woo for the PSU mom.

Sputty · 2004-09-21, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

Loyalty to friends is a concept that works usually, however sometimes there are situations where it is best to tell someone to fuck off.

Oh wait, I don't have any friends anyway.

I'm your friend!1!!!!1!!1123214231412412ieeonbe

martyr · 2004-09-21, 04:09 PM

haha, i thought jet got arrested or something. i'm a little dissapointed at the lack of gravity of this situation

Mag · 2004-09-21, 05:18 PM

Well, he left out the part about the Russian missiles pointed at his house, and the subsequent FBI investigation. He had to escape in his flying aquarium...