First Thing You Will Do.... - Page 3

Dagron · 2012-06-30, 06:16 PM

Crash a reaver trying to learn the controls and then there will be cake.

Dougnifico · 2012-06-30, 06:18 PM

Probably feint... Then orgasm... Then kill every smurf and barney I see.

Sikee Atric · 2012-06-30, 06:20 PM

Learn to drive a Sunderer and go exploring overland with a squad....

ChookWantan · 2012-06-30, 06:27 PM

I'm going to find Stew and hug him

Tatwi · 2012-06-30, 06:31 PM

Crash a Scythe.

After that, I think I'll crash another one. After that, I should be good to go.

Wristel · 2012-06-30, 06:37 PM

Grab heavy assault and shoot down every single mosquito and Scythe I see.

berzerkerking · 2012-06-30, 06:53 PM

test my aim with the basic weaponry before grabbing a scythe and bringing hell to NC bases

Spiritbeast · 2012-06-30, 06:54 PM

first thing im gonna do is use my 2 class abilities, noticing their cooldowns and what they do, as well as my class grenades (if i can afford them). then im gonna kill a teammate and revive them (for testing of course).... gotta love science muahaha

Lorgarn · 2012-06-30, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Arovien

Take to the sky and explore.

While I actually have a compiled list of what I REALLY want to try, this is actually one of the first things I'll do when I first enter the game. Hookin' myself up with a good ol' Reaver, taking it out for a ride while cruising around the continents exploring.

Rago · 2012-06-30, 07:15 PM

Testing the Movement, in many factors

LittleGuy · 2012-06-30, 07:23 PM

That's easy.

Open up my cert trees, and the store and check every single thing that I could possibly get out down to the smallest detail. And then compare them and decide which ones I will work toward to better myself as a medic.

Also, find out how much I'll need to spend on the silliest and most badass camo patterns available.

Flaropri · 2012-06-30, 07:26 PM

Given probability calculations... blink a few times.

Then watch the server crash. Or my client. Or Both. Then log back in.

Then probably try and get myself an airplane or Flash and just go explore as much as I can before getting shot to high hell.

Luieburger · 2012-06-30, 07:30 PM

Spend hours customizing my character.

Then...

Spend more hours planning my Certs all the way out to 3 years from now.

SztEltviz · 2012-06-30, 07:44 PM

Grab AA and eat all the new pilots while they try to fly straight.

Vydofnir · 2012-06-30, 08:19 PM

In all likelihood the first thing I will do is cry when I realize I was fooling myself into believing my PC could handle it.

If the above is not the case, the first thing I will do is cry when I realize I wasn't fooling myself into believing my PC could handle it.

Once the sobbing is out of the way, I will spend the better part of my day browsing through the enire certification tree. After that I will look through all of the loadout customizations for all of the classes. Hours later I'll realize that all this content came with a game, and I'll spawn as a LA, find myself a battle, try (unsuccessfully) to kill something, and die quickly and ingloriously. That is of course assuming that I don't get team killed right off the bat... which I will.

Originally Posted by Stew

Find people who laugh at my english in here , And make their day miserable

Well said, glad you're on my team!